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Last week, BioWare released a teaser for their new project, which will evidently be revealed at Gamescom this year. While the first teaser didn't tell us much, I can say with great confidence that the second teaser doesn't tell us much either - other than the fact that mobile phones are a fucking hazard. So yeah, they continue to tease. Have a look:

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The guy behind Rayman, Michel Ancel, is gonna start his own development studio called Wild Sheep. While talking to Game Informer, Ancel said he'll work at this new studio, he is also going remain at Ubisoft Montpellier.

"We are fortunate to have some of the industry's finest talents, including Michel Ancel, working with us at our studio," stated Ubisoft Annecy, Paris, and Montpellier Managing Director Xavier Poix. "In addition to spending some of his time on this new venture, Michel is leading the creative development of select projects at Ubisoft Montpellier, including an extremely ambitious new title that is very close to his and the team's heart."

Hm, yeah, Dex is probably gonna hate me for saying this (he's a huge Rayman fan), but Michel should really start to work on something other than Rayman. Something new and fresh. Ratman? I think that's the most common way to misspell Rayman.


Well they would wouldn't they? Sony confirmed that their game division has improved their financial results for the company's Q1 results, which ended on June 30.

Sony's Game & Network Services had sales of 257.5 billion yen ($2.5b), which represents a 95.7$ year-on-year increase, and that's mostly thanks to strong sales of the PlayStation 4 console.

PS4 and PS3 consoles sold 3.5 million units during the company's Q1 - that's a raise from 1.1 million during the same time a year ago.


The well-known crappiness of Aliens: Colonial Marines stretches far. Mind you, the game was so crappy that certain people have filed a class-action lawsuit against its creators -- Gearbox and Sega -- saying that the game was falsely advertised to consumers. They also claimed that developer Gearbox used funds for the game for other projects. In time, Gearbox responded to the lawsuit, stating that they did not misdirect the funds.

In fact, they claim that they were forced to use their own funds well beyond what the publisher (Sega) provided for the project.

Vice president Steve Gibson said, "During the development process, Gearbox supplemented Sega's development budget with its own money to help Sega finish its game; Gearbox's contributions to Aliens: Colonial Marines totaled millions, none of which was ever repaid."

Read the full story at Gspot.

Well, none of this changes the fact that it was indeed one of the crappiest releases ever.

Back in 2013, Gearbox was also sued by 3D Realms over the title DNF, but the lawsuit was eventually dropped and 3D Realms formally apologized.

"I often feel civil courts need a "loser pays" system. - stochinblockin"1

Gamers can now pre-order the PC editions of Far Cry 4 and Assassin's Creed Unity via Steam. Of course, if you pre-order, you can expect some extra content.

Pre-ordering Assassin's Creed Unity will get you a mission called "The Chemical Revolution" and you get special in-game pants, shirt and rapier.

Players who pre-order Far Cry 4 can expect additional missions, evidently with the character Hurk of Far Cry 3. You'll also get an exclusive weapon.

Both games cost $60. Man that still seems a lot to me for a game... any game.

"Pre-ordering Assassin's Creed Unity pre-order Far Cry 4 Fuck ofF ASU €32.99 FC4 €34.99 ... - Smiley_ie"2

Here's a little something for F1 fans. Codemasters announced a new addition to their Formula One-themed series of games is now coming to PC and Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3 on October 17. PlayStation 4 and Xbox One versions are set for a 2015 release.  

Codemasters sent along this: “There’s been a dramatic shift in the sport; the largest shake up in the rules and regulations for a very long time and the new power units provide a very different kind of challenge, for both driver and team. By delivering all of these changes, F1 2014 will make for an exciting and refreshingly different experience. Additionally, with the new driver evaluation system analysing each player’s skill level and suggesting appropriate game settings, plus re-graded difficulty levels including a brand new Very Easy setting, we aim to deliver a thoroughly rewarding F1 experience for players of all abilities, from the novice to the seasoned pro.”

Codemasters also sent the first screenshots:

And the debut gameplay trailer:

"Shoo nasty bee. Shoo, shoo! - Vader"2

The latest trailer for Middle-Earth: Shadow of Mordor demonstrates the main character's 'Wraith' ability. Have a peek:

Ya know, this guy would've been really useful against the war against Sauron.

Oh well. Anyway, last week, Warner Bros. revealed that the game will be arriving a bit sooner than planned. You can expect to see Middle-Earth: Shadow of Mordor in stores starting September 30, 2014 for Xbox360, Playstation 3, Playstation 4, Xbox One and Windows PC.


Today, Square Enix revealed their line-up for the upcoming Gamescom show, which is scheduled to take place in Cologne, Germany (Aug. 13-17).

Here's a list of games that will be playable at the show:

  • Lara Croft and the Temple of Osiris
  • Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn
  • Nosgoth
  • Theatrhythm Final Fantasy: Curtain Call
  • Kingdom Hearts HD 2.5 Remix
  • Dragon Quest IV
  • Dragon Quest VIII

And just let me end this post by saying:

"AAAAAAAAAAAAARGGH!!!" Excuse me. Sorry about that.

Where the fuck is Deus Ex: Human Revolution 2?

"Mad Max is being developed by Avalanche Studios and published by Warner. I don't think it would be... - Vader"4

I've just been watching a few Comic Con panels. My God that's one big fan jerk off fest. Which is fine, I mean we've all been fans of something at some point. Now, I wanted to see the panel for The Hobbit 3. Certain panels last over 40 minutes, but I really wanted to hear what some of the cast and crew had to say about their work, so I guess I was kind of excited. Instead of hearing something interesting about the movie, I had to listen to Stephen Colbert and Craig Ferguson because they were brought in as interveiwers. Normally, I have nothing against these guys. At times they can be hilarious. And yet, here, they're just not that funny to me. Sorry but they're not. They should realize that no matter how hard they try to be arrogant they can never beat Frankie Boyle.

What the fuck just happened? I don't give a donkey's toss about Comic Con and now I'm ranting about it. The hell...? Looks like I'm still a hopeless geek and fanboy... Damn it. 

"The Hobbit Trilogy can't match LOTR, but it's a welcome return to Middle Earth. I'm looking forward... - Terminator"13

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