MuHaHaHa, this reminds me of an old Jerry Springer episode. An Amish man wanted to marry a cow, so he had the wedding on Jerry's show. I nearly died laughing when I saw that episode :)
Reminds me of a saying " if u don't know where or who u are then you're in skyrim kissing dragon ass" although in a way i want to get marred to skyrim anything
ps: fuck you,stardust.