Hateful Chris: Never Say Buy Demo

The evil faceless corporation, International Infotainment has gone too far! In the wake of Hateful Chris' refusal to join their ranks, the company has attempted to appeal to disillusioned consumers by designing the ultimate pseudo-cynical selling machine - Dreadful Dana!

Now this imposter's picture is everywhere, making a mockery of Hateful Chris and all he stands for! Will this lead to a spiral of depression, drinking and calling old girlfriends at 3 in the morning?

NO! The burning resentment only causes more destruction! Venting his rage at everyone from rockers to ravers, grannies to supermodels, Hateful Chris rampages through his town, helping out the downtrodden and letting others know just how he feels! Taking out boy bands and blowing up malls is just the start - but will it be enough to bring down the pillars of catalogue culture?