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AT COMIC: The Damned Game

Have a look at the latest trailer for TimeGate Studios' shooter Section 8, currently in development for the PC, Xbox 360 and PS3:

Seriously we should all meet in person. I've chosen a perfect location. If we're gonna drown Doomsday somewhere, why not do it on a beautiful beach such as this?

Feast your eyes on the new timeline trailer for BioWare's MMOG, Star Wars: The Old Republic:

It's Twitter gossip time again. According to the Lucasartsgames Twitter Feed, LucasArts has an announcement lined up for Monday (cheers Blue). Word is that this is going to be "awesome news for our old school fans," albeit it also says that "It doesn't have to do with any specific intellectual property..."

Here's the scoop:

Amazing news coming Monday! Super excited! You have no idea how tough it is not to start yelling about it! But it's secret! Until Monday!

I don't want to tease, it is just tough not to say anything! I might be tempted, however. Have to think about it over the weekend. ;)

Okay, we will do hints. It is awesome news for our old school fans. (anything more direct might get me in trouble)

Monday, early, actually. I suppose if the president of the company messages me to leak it I would. Til then, it is teasing. Sorry guys.

@TTU_VAPOR It doesn't have to do with any specific intellectual property

So, it doesn't have anything to do with any specific IP, eh? Shame, I really had my heart set on a new Day of the Tentacle game.

Those of you out there playing America's Army 3 should know that a new update for the game has just been released. It's applied automatically via Steam. Here are some of the changes:

• Improved console help
• Added Clan support. Add clan tag in Account Settings. You must change information while in single player mode for now.
• Admin VOIP Improvements
• New "version" console command to see the current version
• Server browser performance improvements
• Fixes joining password protected servers so it no longer selects the server underneath the mouse cursor when clicking on the "Join" button in the password entry dialog.
• Fix for settings menu improperly closing when ESC pressed and leaving the player stuck with no UI and limited control

The full list of changes can be found here.

Just received this trailer for the upcoming RPG, Divinity II: Ego Draconis. It tells us a bit more about the story in Larian Studios' game. Check it out:

This game is in development for the PC and Xbox 360 and shout be out later this year.

So, this is probably what certain developers come up with when the want to make an RPG:

In the land of Marduk-lah-klah-blah there lived a fearsome warrior by the name of Arganorn. He was the sole survivor of the greatest war of all time in a land called Tremonia. One of his companions, a wizard named Gandorf, sought to fight against a powerful evil that kept corrupting the lands and turning everyone into slaves or worse... sex slaves! They cast a great curse -- the curse of the Splight -- on all kingdoms. The Evil Empire of Mordainor continued to conquer relentlessly until they came across the only race capable of resisting - the Elmese. The Elmese are normally a race of peaceful and kindhearted folk, but now they are forced to gather their strength and march to the lands of Mordainor...

Wow, that sounded awful. But that's what you get in every other generic fantasy RPG written by retards. The sex bit is a selling point, of course.

Anyway, you guys should give me more ideas for this retarded lore, so we can market it and make some cash.