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Uros "Vader" Pavlovic
12:56 pm EDT @ February 02nd, 2013
Someone asked me the other day, what's the best game I've ever played in my entire life. To this person I replied with one short and unbelievably simple answer: "you're a Goddamn retard!"
Then I burped and fell asleep.
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JC2-MP public beta is going on right now. Check that shit out.
Also... nevermind *burp*
I tried that MP beta last time it was open. It was madness, but sadly there were an awful lot of tossers on the chat.
Retarded chatter is what the server gets when they only put up one server and have it fill with 1100 people.
Also, gotta love Google's reverse image search. I get so much use out of that these days... Ahem.
im not sure what i just said but in my head it made sense.
and now Quantic Dream makes games for THOSE FKN CONSOLES! Sellouts... (did i mention that i don't like french?)
Then it became total garbage after the plot went completely off the rails (bizarre Matrix rip-off GO), the player-character was revealed as David Cage's blatant Gary Stu superhero 'YOU ARE THE ONE' fantasy, and the last third of the game was just one long quicktime event that was so easy I got the 'Bestest Best Ending ZOMG' on my first try and yawned my way through what was supposed to be the game's climax.
I fucking hate David Cage. Pompous idiot with truly comical delusions of intellect. His interviews are unintentional comedy gold.
And I fucking hate that critics like David Cage's ridiculous games, simply because apparently too many of them don't understand that forgiving C-grade plot and writing in a game just because of the game's otherwise unique aesthetic basically amounts to an insult to the legitimacy of the entire medium.
The themes and underlying subject-matter at play in that game had such a fundamental impact on my world-view at age 19 that -- considered objectively as an item of enriching media -- there's just no way I can ever judge any other video-game to be superior to it until some other game equals or exceeds achieving the same effect in me as an audience.
Been waiting a decade for that. And I expect I'll be waiting much longer still.