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Evenin '13
Filed under: GAMING

Someone asked me the other day, what's the best game I've ever played in my entire life. To this person I replied with one short and unbelievably simple answer: "you're a Goddamn retard!"

Then I burped and fell asleep.

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Breedy_Mcfluff Feb 02 2013, 01:00 pm EST

JC2-MP public beta is going on right now. Check that shit out.

Also... nevermind *burp*
  Vader: wow, JC2 I forgot that one existed.
Reikhardt Feb 02 2013, 02:01 pm EST

I tried that MP beta last time it was open. It was madness, but sadly there were an awful lot of tossers on the chat.
Breedy_Mcfluff Feb 02 2013, 05:49 pm EST
The chat really is a festival of shit talk. Lucky, F4 exists and you can disappear the chatbox.

Retarded chatter is what the server gets when they only put up one server and have it fill with 1100 people.
KraGeRzR Feb 02 2013, 06:10 pm EST
What's wrong with BotD's boobs?

Also, gotta love Google's reverse image search. I get so much use out of that these days... Ahem.
  Bubu: what's reverse image search?
KraGeRzR: Drop an image URL into google - "Search by image". …
Bubu Feb 03 2013, 12:08 am EST
Hmmm that's an interesting question. Planescape Torment is hands down the game I enjoyed playing the most. Fahrenheit was memorable too.
PigMaster Feb 03 2013, 01:07 am EST
morning bitches!
touretul Feb 03 2013, 01:28 am EST
Half Life, the first instalment, was the game that I played the most, again and again. It's followed by S.T.A.L.K.E.R. which I played three times entirely and then again some portions. I played a lot of games two times: Limbo, Portal, Dear Ester, to name a few recent titles.
  EricHalfBee: That's a great list. I'd add Civilisation and Bioshoc…
touretul: I played Half Life so much, that once I've caught the…
Vodoo Feb 03 2013, 03:00 am EST
now you see Vader, that's the kind of pillow talk that causes people to stop for a second and smell your hand before they shake it.

im not sure what i just said but in my head it made sense.
Terminator Feb 03 2013, 07:42 am EST
Morning. KOTOR 1 is the best game I've ever played. It had the perfect combination of storyline, action and romance. I really wish Bioware could release it again with updated graphics.
  EricHalfBee: But is it really better than Dark Forces? Oh go on th…
BmmB: Spot on Termi. There are some other games I like on t…
CJ_Parker: Can't have played many games then. KotOR sucked ass w…
BmmB: You haven't actually enlightened us with your favorit…
im_stardust: He's somewhat right about Kotor.
Terminator: What's your favorite game CJ, World of Warcraft?
CJ_Parker: Nope. Hard to pick an absolute favorite but if I had …
Marku5K Feb 03 2013, 09:41 pm EST
I would have to say Fahrenheit aka Indigos Prophecy
tei187 Feb 03 2013, 11:38 pm EST
Fahrenheit? Sure, fine. HOWEVER, Nomad Soul was way way better - fkn amazing story, incredible soundtrack, impossible idea for a game, nicely immersive world... *sigh*

and now Quantic Dream makes games for THOSE FKN CONSOLES! Sellouts... (did i mention that i don't like french?)
Cheddar Feb 04 2013, 01:09 am EST
Indigo Prophecy started out interesting.

Then it became total garbage after the plot went completely off the rails (bizarre Matrix rip-off GO), the player-character was revealed as David Cage's blatant Gary Stu superhero 'YOU ARE THE ONE' fantasy, and the last third of the game was just one long quicktime event that was so easy I got the 'Bestest Best Ending ZOMG' on my first try and yawned my way through what was supposed to be the game's climax.

I fucking hate David Cage. Pompous idiot with truly comical delusions of intellect. His interviews are unintentional comedy gold.

And I fucking hate that critics like David Cage's ridiculous games, simply because apparently too many of them don't understand that forgiving C-grade plot and writing in a game just because of the game's otherwise unique aesthetic basically amounts to an insult to the legitimacy of the entire medium.
  Cheddar: /rant
Cheddar Feb 04 2013, 01:22 am EST
Anyway, best game ever is still PS:T for me.

The themes and underlying subject-matter at play in that game had such a fundamental impact on my world-view at age 19 that -- considered objectively as an item of enriching media -- there's just no way I can ever judge any other video-game to be superior to it until some other game equals or exceeds achieving the same effect in me as an audience.

Been waiting a decade for that. And I expect I'll be waiting much longer still.
im_stardust Feb 04 2013, 06:12 am EST
Can't choose between Metal Gear Solid, Deus Ex and Gothic 2.


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Which multiplayer shooter have you picked?

Neither, single-player FTW!
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