Jackson "Smapdey" Johns
08:12 pm EST @ December 15th, 2010
A Kinect sex game is in the making, but not the good kind where people upload interactive amateur videos and attempt to score points. Instead you grope women (or put your hand through their tits). No taking the virtual lady's undies off, and no simulating what you'd like to do while you are stimulating yourself while playing this game, no, no. As always, you can prick your finger, but you can't finger your prick.
Here's a video.
You know, instead of getting this game, you should give me a call. I pimp some girls out, and I understand that times are tough with the economy and all. That's why I'm offering a brown bag special. For only 7.99, you get one so-so hour, a bucket of Crisco and we handle your dry cleaning by the very next day.