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Least Surprising News Ever: Kinect Sex Game in the Works
A Kinect sex game is in the making, but not the good kind where people upload interactive amateur videos and attempt to score points. Instead you grope women (or put your hand through their tits). No taking the virtual lady's undies off, and no simulating what you'd like to do while you are stimulating yourself while playing this game, no, no. As always, you can prick your finger, but you can't finger your prick.

Here's a video.

You know, instead of getting this game, you should give me a call. I pimp some girls out, and I understand that times are tough with the economy and all. That's why I'm offering a brown bag special. For only 7.99, you get one so-so hour, a bucket of Crisco and we handle your dry cleaning by the very next day.



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Whisky Dec 15 2010, 08:51 pm EST
Um what?

Also : http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/11/29/
Shpongle Dec 16 2010, 04:38 am EST
youtube removed it..
TooDrunkToFunk Dec 16 2010, 05:02 pm EST
Dry cleaning how many items?

Otherwise 8 greenbacks for a so-so hour with a Smap-certified ho sounds like a great deal, brother. You can keep the Crisco for your next john. :P
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