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Man Successfully Defends Himself with a Replica Master Sword
Filed under: THE LEGEND OF ZELDA

Believe it or not, a fellow gamer used a Master Sword replica to stab an attacker over the weekend.

In Katy, Texas last Saturday, Eugene Thompson quarreled with his girlfriend at his home. Her solution was to call her estranged husband and demand he come over. When he did, she let him in, and he attacked Thompson. Thompson ran to the back bedroom, and grabbed one of his replica Master Swords (yeah, apparently he had a few) from The Legend of Zelda and threatened the husband with it while asking him to leave. The husband instead charged Thompson and was consequently stabbed by the sword.

Thompson then locked the man out of his house, but the enraged man burst through the front door anyway, and the fight continued over the sword. The husband ended up with two stab wounds, one in the chest and one in the leg. Thompson even smashed a flower pot over the husband's head during the fight. The news report did not mention if any rupees fell out of the pot.

The assailant is currently at Memorial Hermann Hospital in serious condition. No word if Thompson won a heart container for the victory.

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Krunchy1736 Mar 04 2014, 10:14 am EST
"No word if Thompson won a heart container for the victory." LOL
KraGeRzR Mar 04 2014, 01:19 pm EST
Is this Dark Souls' final boss? So meta wow.
drakevonlee Mar 04 2014, 06:10 pm EST
dont fuck with NERDS
stochinblockin Mar 04 2014, 07:15 pm EST
No word of angry chicken mob attack either.
Killer Klown Mar 04 2014, 10:16 pm EST
But the most important question is...
Did he find any Rupees in the flower pot?
Neil Mar 05 2014, 12:56 am EST
Solution - BAN WOMEN!
the_louce Mar 05 2014, 01:02 am EST
Just to factually accurate, it was the estranged husband who smashed the flower pot over Thompson's head and he too ended up in hospital because of it.
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