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Mornin' 08
Filed under: ALIEN, ALIENS, HUMOR
If you land on an alien planet and everyone around you is an alien, wouldn't that make you the alien instead?

Henceforth, any human landing on a planet that is not Earth will be landing on "their home planet."

This is a huge blunder in the intergalactic terminology that should be added to the Hitchhiker's Guide.



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VooDooPC Apr 22 2008, 08:15 am EDT
You should write your own book.
MrBored Apr 22 2008, 08:26 am EDT
You're forgetting that human beings aren't that liberal or open minded. We are Gods creatures and therefore are the most important species in all known and unknown dimensions. The universe is our rightful home and everything else is essentially alien.
  cr3am: Captain Obvious here...
Fuckd__4_Life Apr 22 2008, 09:58 am EDT
When the FUCK will alien invade us? Communicate with us? WHEN? I want to see and hear an alien before i fucking die. About time dood...come on!

Good observation, 2lions.
  Aurelius: I could make a comment about mexicans... but I won't...
Scipio: If aliens ever invade earth, it would be easier to se…
Scipio Apr 22 2008, 04:02 am EDT
Morning. I was reading up on Israel. They're kinda mean.
McSwifty Apr 22 2008, 08:04 am EDT
Jodie foster said it best in Contact.

" If we are the only ones in the universe, its an awfully big waste of space"
Whisky Apr 22 2008, 08:41 am EDT
There are aliens everywhere out there, laughing at us....

Only when we invent the cold fusion robotic masturbator will they deem us worthy of contact. And bulk sales.
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