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Uros "Vader" Pavlovic
06:00 am EDT @ January 03rd, 2009
Hey guys. I had the most incredible sex last night. Tried out some truly awesome
positions. When I recapped, I was like: "Wow, did we do that?" Sure
it was just with my wife, but it counts. Therefore, I feel like a million bucks
this morning. I'm ready to do anything. Absolutely anything... Except buy a
PS3, AAHAHAHAHAAHAA! Sorry, that was a lousy joke. Anyhow, I'm looking forward
to getting back into the office on Monday, since I've pretty much spent my Holidays
changing baby diapers. In other words, work seems like a blessing at this particular
stage in my life. Still, none of it really matters, since I'm having sex again.
Oh and just so you don't get confused by reading the Morning Post tags, I did not have sex with my wife on a PS3 in the office during the Holidays (it was at home, on the kitchen sink, on the dishwasher and on the dining room table)!
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its always good to try new stuff with the wife man, really helps and keeps u feeling 'like a million bucks this morning'. any hooo, Hitman Blood Money is awesome!
The best thing was: we were clean and ready for bed when we finish ;) Sex in a hot shower; I recommend all to try it.
To reply to that other post, by the way, can't wait for F.E.A.R..
I've even been playing the trailers I downloaded in the background, whilst playing WoW.
At one point, I started just looping one same trailer, the comic one. Can't get enough of that eerie tune.
Warning: Please refrain from fridge sex as it causes instant shrinkage which may lead to embarassing/shameful/sticky/stuck situations