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Mornin '09
Filed under: SEX, WIFE, PS3, OFFICE, HOLIDAYS
Hey guys. I had the most incredible sex last night. Tried out some truly awesome positions. When I recapped, I was like: "Wow, did we do that?" Sure it was just with my wife, but it counts. Therefore, I feel like a million bucks this morning. I'm ready to do anything. Absolutely anything... Except buy a PS3, AAHAHAHAHAAHAA! Sorry, that was a lousy joke. Anyhow, I'm looking forward to getting back into the office on Monday, since I've pretty much spent my Holidays changing baby diapers. In other words, work seems like a blessing at this particular stage in my life. Still, none of it really matters, since I'm having sex again.

Oh and just so you don't get confused by reading the Morning Post tags, I did not have sex with my wife on a PS3 in the office during the Holidays (it was at home, on the kitchen sink, on the dishwasher and on the dining room table)!


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Sword Fight Jan 03 2009, 06:12 am EST
These Mornin' posts keep getting more awkward. Nice.
fatman Jan 03 2009, 06:33 am EST
pics or gtfo
Doomsday. Jan 03 2009, 06:50 am EST
Mornin'
its always good to try new stuff with the wife man, really helps and keeps u feeling 'like a million bucks this morning'. any hooo, Hitman Blood Money is awesome!
SpaceMonkey Jan 03 2009, 09:13 am EST
Good for you man, I remember one time I had sex with my gf in the shower, her impeccable body in the steamy mist was a sight to behold. The sex itself was wet and hot, mix a little shampoo and it was slippery as well. lol

The best thing was: we were clean and ready for bed when we finish ;) Sex in a hot shower; I recommend all to try it.
Ftmch Jan 03 2009, 11:13 am EST
I had sex quite recently, I think I might have gotten an STD. I need to get a wife or something.
NiteX Jan 03 2009, 11:44 am EST
It must suck being poor.
Vader [STAFF] Jan 03 2009, 01:59 am EST
Man, all that stuff isn't, like, in one room.
  Vodoo: so you had to move around ? man i thought you were a…
The Heart Of Darkness: "You disappoint me...Yoda holds you in such high este…
Amok Jan 03 2009, 03:31 am EST
Glad to see Vader is doing much better than yesterday's morning.
To reply to that other post, by the way, can't wait for F.E.A.R..

I've even been playing the trailers I downloaded in the background, whilst playing WoW.
At one point, I started just looping one same trailer, the comic one. Can't get enough of that eerie tune.
lord_fart_vader Jan 03 2009, 03:33 am EST
Man! I wish I could do your wife at home, on the kitchen sink, on the dishwasher and on the dining room table.
  The Heart Of Darkness: Now that's just plain rude
lord_fart_vader: it's just a wish!
The Heart Of Darkness Jan 03 2009, 05:01 am EST
Gratz Vader, Wish you a washing machine sex next time, the vibrations are freakin hilarious, I do have a question though, how do you get rid of the younglings?

Warning: Please refrain from fridge sex as it causes instant shrinkage which may lead to embarassing/shameful/sticky/stuck situations
IcedEarth Jan 03 2009, 06:17 am EST
Also refrain from having sex on the dog.
tei187 Jan 03 2009, 06:27 am EST
yup yup... some fine ass at this BOTD
Defected Jan 04 2009, 05:21 am EST
I'm about to buy a ps3....please stop me!!!!!
  tei187: hmm... 1st grade argument: don't buy it or you're a h…
greenberet Jan 04 2009, 11:18 am EST
Any virgins here, except me?
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