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Mornin '09
Filed under: PIGEONS, LIFE, SEX, DEATH, ARMS, SANDWICHES
Love, hate, video games, sex, death, sandwiches and swarms and swarms of pigeons. That's about as much you can hope to get out of this life. Seriously, life sucks enough without so many damn pigeons. They do nothing all day but hate each other, play video games, have sex, die on one another and eat sandwiches. What's next? MMO Pigeon Games? The fuckers should be severely dealt with. It ends now. To arms! Who's with me?


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The Heart Of Darkness Jan 31 2009, 10:16 am EST
Haii!!! That's life, love it or leave it and go play WoW
  Doomsday.: now u have 300 profile views! it was not me Vodoo!
Fuckd__4_Life Jan 31 2009, 10:16 am EST
Evening.

Now that i have secured the first post. Lemme read your message Vader.

Edit:
Damn you The Heart of Darkness!!
  The Heart Of Darkness: lolziez!
Vader [STAFF] Jan 31 2009, 10:26 am EST
Haha, that's pure pwnage right there!
~SOB~ Jan 31 2009, 10:33 am EST
Mornin'
King Speedy Jan 31 2009, 10:41 am EST
mornin.
Marku5K Jan 31 2009, 10:42 am EST
Evenin'
Burning Jan 31 2009, 11:08 am EST
Mornin'!

King Speedy - 453 first posts. The stuff of legends right there.
  King Speedy: I've done alright for myself.
optimus slime Jan 31 2009, 11:24 am EST
I read penguins instead of pigeons. Am I going insane?
Anyway, fuck penguins
nickfx2 Jan 31 2009, 11:30 am EST
bon matinee u pigeon fuckers
love pigeons, hate pigeons, have an orgy with swarms n swarms of pigeons, give them death, make pigeon sandwiches for munchin while playin videogames. i like that idea. n considering tht i stay in NYC i wont have any issues living the life.
Jedrus Jan 31 2009, 11:32 am EST
Don't pigeons taste like chicken?
  nickfx2: pigeon butts are a delicacy. especially with the juic…
Jedrus: I knew it !
not_today_or_tomorrow Jan 31 2009, 12:03 pm EST
i got a metal pipe under my bed i can use to bash their heads in... but i'm saving it for when zombies take over the earth :/
  Vodoo: you know, im still wondering when that day will come.…
Doomsday. Jan 31 2009, 12:57 pm EST
Mornin'

Lets Gooooo, TO Aarms! Waaaagghh!!
Scipio Jan 31 2009, 01:33 am EST
Top o' morning gents.

I would say ladies, but I seriously doubt there are any.
  enderpierce: dude.. way to make us all feel like losers...
Scipio: Sorry mate but I don't think you'll be picking up chi…
Jedrus: Pigeons maybe....
SpaceMonkey Jan 31 2009, 02:54 am EST
I eat pigeons almost everytime I'm in a restaurant, they're delicious when roasted with a little salt and black pepper.

But........no matter how much I kill or eat I'm unable to change the cards that I was dealt, I've come to a conclusion that it's not pigeons we have to kill and eat.

IT'S GOD!!!!! I really wish I can eat him!!!!!! I want him well-done with black pepper sauce!!!!!!!!!! GOD if you're out there know that I hate you for putting me in this life and I want to kill you and eat you alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck you god!!!!!!!!!!
  enderpierce: someones having a really bad morning...
Jedrus: Not another love-hate relationshp?
PigMaster Jan 31 2009, 05:33 am EST
what does Manuel "Manny" Calavera has to say about pigeons? HA?! HA?!
  nickfx2: YEAH. Beat it, you lousy little ledge-peckers. oh…
PigMaster Jan 31 2009, 05:36 am EST
i don't know if my post was posted so i'll post it again...

What does Manuel "Manny" Calavera think about pigeons? HA!? HA!?
now look at you.
run_like_snot Jan 31 2009, 06:59 am EST
Shoo! Shoo!
  nickfx2: thats what we call pee-pee in our casual Indian langu…
TERMINAL666 Feb 01 2009, 04:28 am EST
vader you are very weird guy,wait a minute....everyone is weird here...
  enderpierce: thats not true!! my stuffed squirrels dont think im w…
Terminator Feb 01 2009, 03:21 am EST
True, all of us are wierd. We all waste money on games when the world economy is tanking. I dunno about anyone else, but I'm cutting way back on the number of games I buy this year.
  The Heart Of Darkness: Actually the economy needs you to spend more and save…
Terminator: True, but us common folk only have so much money to s…
TERMINAL666 Feb 01 2009, 07:37 am EST
yeah if we spend all our money on games we can save and improve the game industry,we can change the world we know..........................
  Terminator: LOL!! Yeah, the human race can't survive without the …
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