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Mornin '09
Filed under: ICE FISHING, SEX, SNOWBALLS
Mornin' chaps! It's another bright, snowy and most delightful Monday morning (unlike other Monday mornings I experienced). I've had a lot fun in the past few games, which I'll be reviewing this week, so keep an eye out for those.

The rest of my weekend activities included ice fishing, intense indoor sex (with myself) and throwing snowballs at the annoying old guy next door (he had it coming trust me).



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Bigolli Feb 16 2009, 05:56 am EST
Morning
Vader [STAFF] Feb 16 2009, 05:57 am EST
Hey, wow that was quick.
  Bigolli: lol good timing! =)
McSwifty Feb 16 2009, 06:01 am EST
moooning.

Hope you had a good time wif u self....
  Vader: always
Doomsday. Feb 16 2009, 06:02 am EST
aah missed it!
Mornin'

i love my Fleshlight! its the best thing in the W'ole wyide wworld!

edit: BOTD makes me wanna 'intense indoor sex (with myself) '

gimme her name if she be a porn star!
sasidhar007 Feb 16 2009, 06:11 am EST
mornin
requite Feb 16 2009, 06:58 am EST
I can understand the urge have 'intense indoor sex (with myself)'. I'm a bloke just like anyone else (who isn't a woman). But seriously, I just had the best weekend of intense indoor and outdoor sex with.....

Wait for it.....

a female. My girlfriend no doubt. Let me tell you, you havn't had sex until you've had sex on a cricket pitch in the pouring rain.

The atmosphere alone was enough to get it going. Add on the fact that it was Valentines Day, and you've got a recipe for the best night/weekend you could wish for.

P.S. Mornin'
  enderpierce: show off..
requite: Yeah I know. Thats the last time I talk about my pers…
McSwifty Feb 16 2009, 07:02 am EST
Are the stumps still up (funny pun) on the cricket pitch???
requite Feb 16 2009, 07:07 am EST
I was fortunate enough not to do it during a test match against the West Indies. Your double entendre is funny in a very subtle way. Yes, my stump was up, my flag was at full mast, my penis was erect. Oh wait, sorry. Too much?
  Terminator: Ugh, too much detail there.
requite: Sorry. The joke WAS a bit on the..... 'too far' side.
Terminator Feb 16 2009, 07:38 am EST
Morning all. Throwing snowballs at an old man? Vader, I never knew you could be so cruel!
Vader [STAFF] Feb 16 2009, 07:49 am EST
It all comes from the dark side, you see?
  Terminator: LOL!!
Hefenator Feb 16 2009, 08:15 am EST
Indoor sex with self is sure to be outlawed in the Socialist Republic of Obamastan..........mornin.
SpaceMonkey Feb 16 2009, 08:51 am EST
Evening, Try throwing wet toilet paper on the house.
King Speedy Feb 16 2009, 09:29 am EST
mornin.
~SOB~ Feb 16 2009, 10:27 am EST
Morning
PigMaster Feb 16 2009, 02:40 am EST
old guy from next door is not real
Whisky Feb 16 2009, 05:41 am EST
I will try to remember to not shake your hand.
Jedrus Feb 16 2009, 06:36 am EST
I am trying to figure out whether the snowballs were made of real snow.....darn, the old guy was probably introduced to your DNA !
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