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Mornin '09
Okay, how about a little test of guts and honesty. How many of you here are still virgins?

I'll be the first to admit; I've started to indulge in pleasures of the flesh a bit later than your average hormone-driven male (though just on time by geek reckoning). Wasted my high school years on video games, drugs, booze, etc. Had an unbelievably annoying problem of falling for girls who were either completely out of my league or were just plain nuts. Girls willing to exchange bodily fluids were usually downright repulsive. Things changed drastically when I hit college and I was propelled into a world of lust and various delicious samples of womanhood. It was great. Man, I'll never be that young again. Shame.

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mak.wikus Mar 24 2009, 06:24 am EDT
Vader [STAFF] Mar 24 2009, 06:24 am EDT
McSwifty Mar 24 2009, 06:36 am EDT
I am still the "big V" and i have been married for 5.5 years.
  Whisky: LOL
Vader [STAFF] Mar 24 2009, 06:40 am EDT
That's... wait a minute is that the truth or have you completely misinterpreted the point of the guts and honesty test?
  McSwifty: Misinterpreted. I get some every now and then
im_stardust Mar 24 2009, 06:46 am EDT
I wasted 16 years mostly in gaming. Thats about 30.000 hours . I have more virtual memories then real ones. My eyes are not virgin, thats for sure.
  Vader: No, no, you've got it all wrong, dude. You don't use …
im_stardust: hahaha...good one.
Doomsday. Mar 24 2009, 07:18 am EDT

still the V guy. Man wot i would do without Porn n Fleshlights, i dont know! oh GET FUCKIN LAID!!
Ftmch Mar 24 2009, 07:25 am EDT
I haven't been the V for a long time now, I feel old.
  SpaceMonkey: I'm only 26 and I feel old, I used to talk about girl…
Amok: You've grown, monkey. It's different.
psydude20 Mar 24 2009, 07:52 am EDT
Ugh, my high school years were an awkward clash between my nerdy game-playing side and my varsity track side, which culminated in me finally quitting games my senior year to pursue a girl I really liked; an endeavor that ultimately ended with me pussing out.

College has been completely different, thank god.
PigMaster Mar 24 2009, 07:55 am EDT
am I the only one who liked gaming and had a real life through highschool?
though thruogh the army, meeting girls was kind limited (2 days every 14 or 21 days, in which i'd have to be sober enough to speak) for a year, another two years of better days off, but not much i'm (honorably) discharged and it's back to weekends...
oh, how I miss highschool girls...
them titties were perfect!
King Speedy Mar 24 2009, 08:39 am EDT
mornin. You haven't lived until you've had a girl tell you "I think it'd be hot if I rode you while you raided."
  Vodoo: them rohypnol pills work a treat dont they ?
King Speedy: It's ok to be jealous.
Stick!: Lawl. We're you raiding "molten core" perhaps?
Mr. Furious Mar 24 2009, 08:43 am EDT
45 Years of being the "Big V" hasn't hurt me at all.

My secret....

I hate people, but I love gaming.......and porn.

Yes, definately porn and gaming.....mostly porn.
  Agent: Well your picture tells it all
Zoe: So that's why you are Mr. Furious. Forty-five years o…
WereGerbel Mar 24 2009, 09:50 am EDT
In short, unless you are repulsed by people, there is no real reason to stay poon-less, hell I was hanging with freaks by 15, she was a skank but didn't have much choice; not to mention bragging rights. My variety improved with age and exposure. Sex rocks, especially if you and your chosen partner have that animalistic, pull my hair, call me your daddy chemistry -sigh- Come on V-boys....come to the darkside.
Vodoo Mar 24 2009, 09:57 am EDT
im the most virginiest virgin to ever walk the path of virginity.

i often buy hard leather boots with the big letter V on it and lie to people it stands for "Valiant" or “Virtuous”.
Agent Mar 24 2009, 10:01 am EDT
I am a virgin with 20 years never had girl and tomorrow is my birthday, but I can see girls on my computer, in Jade empire, Max Payne, etc. I watch many series and anime so... Maybe I do not live the life filled with girls and lick the pink but I am confident that all things will be put in place someday.
  Vodoo: well Happy Birthday there twitchy fingers, im sure yo…
Vader: ... and a pink butt suitable for licking.
im_stardust: I want that to.... i mean a pink butt suitable for …
SpaceMonkey: For what it's worth, you'll be masturbating long afte…
ivan5815 Mar 24 2009, 10:29 am EDT
Count me in...
optimus slime Mar 24 2009, 10:40 am EDT
Amusingly I had a gf at the end of primary school, but totaly replaced interest in real girls for interest in games and porn in high school. I don't blame myself, they were all a bunch of wack jobs.
Thankfully all those interests are present in university, where I lost my big V about year and a half ago and found another "v", if you know what I mean *wink wink* *elbow strike*
Un Om Bun [STAFF] Mar 24 2009, 12:10 pm EDT
I'm no virgin with human females, but... *sigh* nevermind.
  future man: Lock eyes from across the room down my drink while t…
Un Om Bun: I was thinking about doggies, but thanks anyway ;)
requite: How poetic...
Vodoo: that poem just redefined Homos Erectus for me
SpaceMonkey: what I wouldn't give to laid Liara in real life. I wo…
future man: It's from Jizz in my Pants by The Lonely Island. Like…
requite Mar 24 2009, 12:44 pm EDT
HA!! Not since I was 9!

Nah that's a big fuckin' joke.

I lost the infamous 'V' when I was 14. Some might say too early, but I learned alot and now i'm lucky to have a girlfriend who is interested in pretty much everything I am (INCLUDING GAMING!!! She's not 'quite' as into it as I am, but it's good enough for me)


She's hot-damn sexy to boot. Im... very... lucky.

My advice to anyone who HASN'T lost it would be: Don't just do it because you can. Do it with someone you love. I suppose that's kinda hypocritical in my case. I was an idiot and thought I was ready for that kinda move. I suppose I was ready in some ways.

Ahhhhh, forget it.

Hey, hey! Is that truthful enough for everybody?

Additional information: First time, I lasted just over 40 mins. It's more than doubled since then, caused by frequent use. Turns out the penis is a muscle (who knew), and grows, and strengthens more if you use if frequently. It's just like building muscle anywhere else! FANTASTIC!!!!!

I don't care if you don't believe me. It's understandable. I mean, my user pic doesn't exactly emit that manly kind of visage does it?

Who cares, I like 'Howls Moving Castle'.
  Burning: Ho-kay. Time to stop there, fella.
SpaceMonkey: I once last 3 hours and didn't came, too tired, my ba…
im_stardust: Once I lasted 48 hours without a brake, food or water…
Fatty: The penis is NOT a muscle...
Satanicat Mar 24 2009, 01:04 am EDT
I was 18, and at that point in my life, I thought I was 2 years later than everyone else around me. I was wrong of course, but still, no idea why I thought that, haha. And I'd definitely NOT want to go back to that time again.
Burning Mar 24 2009, 01:05 am EDT
Lost my V a while ago. Working hard on retrieving it, though.
  Vodoo: best post....ever.
SpaceMonkey: It's easy for male, just artificially induce amnesia.
benihana Mar 24 2009, 01:39 am EDT
Lost it...7 years ago, when I was 17. To pretty much the hottest red-head I've ever seen while at a an art school for the summer. We did it 3-4 times a day for 3 weeks straight. It was glorious.

5 girlfriends and numerous other hookups later...she was still the best I've had. Maybe someone will change that someday, but thus far it seems unlikely.

And shit, college was SO much easier to meet women. And I don't mean just drunk turkeys. I hated the bar and club scene, but I don't know, girls (at least at my school) were nice and smart and interested in a lot of things...nothing sexier. Now they're all just depressing. Anyone know where non-psycho, normal girls live in New York City?
  archangel5: No such thing in NYC.
archangel5 Mar 24 2009, 01:57 am EDT
I was 18 and it was my girlfriends sister. Couldn't get them to go for a threesome unfortunately.
SpaceMonkey Mar 24 2009, 01:58 am EDT
I'm like vader, lost mine when I was 21 I think. Since this is a test of guts and honesty, I've only had 3 girlfriends in my life and fucked only 2.

Like many of you here I was desperate and curious about sex and couldn't get any because the desperation made me act like an idiot, it clouds the mind and makes the dick more intelligent than the brain.

My first real girlfriend was just a girl that I wanted to experiment with, she's not hot and not even attractive, I couldn't get the pretty ones so I was willing to settle for anything with a pussy. I just wanted a one night stand with her and lose my virginity.

She was messed up both historically (fucked a lot), physically (can be consider ugly) and mentally (she's slow). I did finally lost my V. but was stuck with her for 2 years because of guilty conscience and I didn't know how to break up with someone, not everything was bad, I did every sexual experimentation that I was curious about as a geek like anal, 69, etc.........and she had big breasts.

I was so sex starved that I had sex almost daily for 4 months straight when I first lost the end of the year she was so worn out that the vagina was no longer stimulating (felts loose)........maybe it's my fault for having a small dick or maybe she fucked someone else that I didn't know about.

By the time I broke up with her I was no longer crazy about girls or sex and I almost never talk about it with friends, it was no longer a topic of interest. I pick my second girlfriend that's the complete opposite of my first, I guess we all want things we didn't get.

She very pretty, cute, smart, flat breasts and a virgin. My heart melts just walking and shopping with her, yes she have that effect on me. She help me understand what "love" is in addition to self enlightenment ( made me realized that the face is more important for me than breasts or ass).

The sex was awesome, what she lacks in experience she made up for with enthusiasm, she's like a tiger in bed.

fuck! I wrote too much.......gotta stop......sorry....

  vikasreddyd: Imagine if she accidentally came across this site and…
SpaceMonkey: Doesn't matter, they don't game and doesn't speak muc…
Zoe: Dude, that is like the saddest thing I have ever read…
im_stardust: Good thing you stoped after "she's like a tiger in be…
Jedrus: I am absofreakinlutely speechless.
tiny Mar 24 2009, 02:32 am EDT
Wow. Learned a lot of things. Hope this comes handy when it will be time to lose it.
The Heart Of Darkness Mar 24 2009, 03:55 am EDT
What catastrophe hit this place ?!!

Its a good thing I'm here in time to clear this all up, now listen

1- We are MEN
2- We don't care about losing Vs. Get tough
3- Boobs, and all other pink colored organs on a woman are good. Ugly women are bad. (I don't care if Oprah sees this post)
4- If I hear anyone else talking about the Sex/Love relation I'm gonna buttsecks them and see how much love they can feel!
  Vader: Tonight, we admire the BOTD in hell !!!
Zoe: Shut up and give spacemonkey a man-hug!
Amok: Hahah!
Zoe Mar 24 2009, 04:35 am EDT
True geeks never lose their virginity in high school. They save all of that ...hmm ... I will call it "passion" for the right person.
whittaker Mar 24 2009, 05:12 am EDT
We were both 17, both losing our V, both each others first boy/girlfriend and still together 10 years later this May. Guess I was one of the few lucky ones that found the right one on the first try.
im_stardust Mar 24 2009, 05:28 am EDT
This is just like the fish story with who caught the bigger fish.

It's a nice view though , seeing this lecherous, perverted freaks telling their single good moment in their life.
OldGeek Mar 24 2009, 05:53 am EDT
Not a V - better not b since I turn 50 this year!
Enjoy reading you young'uns comments.

Couple of shots in HS - dates went wrong - she drops food tray, slips in vomit at theatre - kind of turns them off. Husband comes by my house looking for me - those kinds of problems.
Lost it @ 21 - 40 yr old nurse, friends mom - nice, nurses are horny.
College roommates renting house - parties weekly - lot's of mood enhancers - scored a couple more before military. Paid a couple times - but not my cup o tea.
Married long time now - happy - still look but don't stray.
  OldGeek: yeah - old dudes play games to
Zoe: Oldgeeks can rock too!
Jedrus: You are NEVER too old to game. The mind does not age.…
Jedrus Mar 24 2009, 07:04 am EDT
I like virgins, they just don't last too long.
  SpaceMonkey: that's a myth.
Jedrus: I mean, being virgins. lol.
McSwifty Mar 24 2009, 08:26 am EDT
I don't think I will look any of you in the eye again.....
Now i am scared and know too much
  Jedrus: No big deal. An old-fashioned, serious alcoholism wil…
~SOB~ Mar 24 2009, 11:38 am EDT
Evening....................Last post
Stick! Mar 24 2009, 11:41 am EDT
Nearly a year ago, to my second girlfriend. She's absolutely amazing, she's very pretty, smart, has a singing voice like an angel, and loves WoW, much like me. Minus the angelic singing part, haha. I was 19 when it went down and she was 17. We're now 20 and 18, respectively.
The Heart Of Darkness Mar 24 2009, 02:18 am EDT
Ah well it seems this has turned into a "Describe who you lost your virginity to" morning post, so I think the next morning post should be something along the lines of "describe the best boobs you've ever played with" or something of the sort......Vader, your thoughts?
requite Mar 25 2009, 05:04 am EDT
You know what. I think in all honesty we need to calm down with the personal stuff for now. I mean, don't get me wrong, it's great releasing my secrets to complete strangers (gaming buddies not-with-standing), but one site can only handle so much intimacy before we stray from the main aim of the site, which is games, and gamers (im assuming).

So the next post should be in the realm of comedy...

Perhaps physical comedy! Maybe something embarassing that isn't too personal, otherwise we might all just have to join in a giant man-hug! I'd like that. Not the man-hug business, the comedy. Any thoughts on that?
Vader [STAFF] Mar 25 2009, 06:38 am EDT
Forget it. Personal stuff all the way!
Xipe Mar 25 2009, 08:03 am EDT
Does that week with Smap,Speedy and Vader in Vegas count?


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