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Mornin '09

Uros "Vader" Pavlovic

03:15 am EDT @ November 17th, 2009

Filed under: LIFE, GAMING, SEX, WEDLOCK, COCKLOCK, KIDLOCK

Birth, potty training, kindergarten, school, puberty, college, wedlock, job-lock, kid-lock, cock-lock... death. Tuck a few gaming sessions between the pages and a ton of illegal regular sex maneuvers with your spouse (not to mention plenty of visits to the seaside) and you just might have yourself a decent life.

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	boardryder	Nov 17 2009, 03:20 am EST
	Reply been thinkin bout kids lately... dunno if i want em...
	Superastic: You don't want them. http://www.theonion.com/content… Vodoo: faggy happy little boys i nearly pissed myself l… boardryder: I wanted to be a pastry chef but she wouldn't let me.…

	Spuki83	Nov 17 2009, 03:21 am EST
	Reply Mornin, boys and girls... I've just finished my first play trough Dragon Age:Origins... Well, what can I say? Call me a Biowhore I'm already planing the second one! Oh, yeah, can't wait to see the "infamous" mission in CoD:MW2!
	Alchi: Biowhore! Jedrus: Biowhore !! Vodoo: slut. Morkrul: Bioslut Doomsday.: BioBitch Morkrul: BioHarlot Morkrul: You BioLadyOfPleasure!!! / BioSportingLady!! Tarzan2001: BioLadyoftheNight

	Vader	[STAFF] Nov 17 2009, 03:25 am EST
	Reply ata boy. good for you.

	Satanicat	Nov 17 2009, 04:03 am EST
	Reply Mornin' ya'll! How's everyone on this fine morning?

	Alchi	Nov 17 2009, 04:52 am EST
	Reply Is that a mid-age Crysis that I hear is knocking at your door?

	SpaceMonkey	Nov 17 2009, 05:05 am EST
	Reply Vader you should make life more interesting, join the army.

	Vader	[STAFF] Nov 17 2009, 05:21 am EST
	Reply Been there, done that.

	Satanicat	Nov 17 2009, 05:27 am EST
	Reply Have there been any office pictures from the AT HQ posted on this site before? Links?

	skribb	Nov 17 2009, 05:54 am EST
	Reply Thanks for this utterly bleak, nihilistic and overall FANTASTICALLY uplifting post Vader!!

	Stick!	Nov 17 2009, 06:17 am EST
	Reply Mornin' I haven't gone to fucking bed yet, huzzah for final year university term papers! Huzzah! Yes, he's starting to sound like Twoie after all this time...

	Jedrus	Nov 17 2009, 06:34 am EST
	Reply Hi there. Way too much excitement. You must slow down, or you will die… Hmm… Well, you will die either way, so do whatever you want.

	Doomsday.	Nov 17 2009, 09:37 am EST
	Reply Mornin' COD:MW2 me trying..looks good. feels good.....Afghanistan baby! time for some Ass woopin!

	kreep69	Nov 17 2009, 09:42 am EST
	Reply i could do without everything except the gaming sessions ... maybe birth :).

	Un Om Bun	[STAFF] Nov 17 2009, 10:12 am EST
	Reply This will make your life sweeter: http://www.amazon.co.uk/My-Beauty-Kevin-Rowland/dp/B00002R0SE Don't dismiss it based on the cover, it's actually good stuff.

	Killer Klown	Nov 17 2009, 12:13 pm EST
	Reply So. Assassins Creed 2 This is the game we should've gotten in the first one.

	Morkrul	Nov 17 2009, 12:19 pm EST
	Reply get busy living or get busy dying or maybe get busy gaming and just fuck everything else

	Doomsday.	Nov 17 2009, 12:49 pm EST
	Reply COD:MW2 is cool! played through the whole ACT I and half of ACT II in one go!! really nice! it lagged a bit on my 9600GT though....... i hope Nvidia release the GT300s already! gotta upgrade! pls dont give me the 'Ooh we dont need to upgrade in consoles'....

	PanteraFan666	Nov 17 2009, 02:04 pm EST
	Reply uhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmm KAY!!!!!!!!!!!!1

	Morkrul	Nov 17 2009, 02:07 pm EST
	Reply is it just me, or there are loads of new identities here?

	Vodoo	Nov 17 2009, 02:17 pm EST
	Reply Vader's milkshakes brings new boys to the yard.

	Vader	[STAFF] Nov 17 2009, 02:49 pm EST
	Reply I'd teach ya, but I'd have to charge.

	greenberet	Nov 17 2009, 03:26 pm EST
	Reply Avatar demo is out fellows.

	InsanePotato	Nov 17 2009, 05:16 pm EST
	Reply Awesome botd's. Both of em ;)

	SpaceMonkey	Nov 17 2009, 08:46 pm EST
	Reply I wasn't able to go far in AC2 due to technical issues, but so far the first one seems to be more philosophical and had better dialogs, with that exception everything else is better in AC2.

	Sh4kl3z	Nov 18 2009, 01:17 am EST
	Reply Purely out of a minor interest on the subject of music, What is the gamers preferred genre of music ? Please feel free to tell the truth I won't berate you for having poor taste, I just wanna know what my fellow gamers and geeks listen to. Hell maybe i even might listen to some of it.
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