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Mornin '10
I'm a kind of neurotic you see. Not the worst kind, but a neurotic nonetheless. This had a rather negative influence on my love life when I was a lot younger. Would get so tense on dates and stuff, girls would usually freak out and leave the room or the restaurant or the toilette or the vegetable garden. This was, of course, until I lost my virginity, which happened about two minutes ago... with the neighbor's poodle.

Seriously though, I am a nervous guy. That's just the way nature made me. Well, I shouldn't complain so much really. Things could've been worse... could've been a eunuch.


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Marku5K Nov 11 2010, 02:46 am EST
Mornin'

Hey, how's the ''bathroom project'' going?
abi Nov 11 2010, 02:58 am EST
Shd definitely try meditation,,just close your eyes,,,and relax,,and breathe,,,I swear when i close my eyes and relax,,i can sense a lot of...errr...cosmic activity...or maybe dats just me dozin off in between...
Doomsday. Nov 11 2010, 03:01 am EST
Mornin'

how was the poodle!? must have been some hairy sex!
Terminator Nov 11 2010, 03:20 am EST
Morning. I hope that poodle gave you a good time!
run_like_snot Nov 11 2010, 04:48 am EST
Toilette? is that a female toilet?
tei187 Nov 11 2010, 05:46 am EST
jesus christ, man. you whine all the time.
optimus slime Nov 11 2010, 06:32 am EST
Most girls are nervous too. Unless they smoke. Poodles even more so.

So.

Whats the RPG.
Stinke Nov 11 2010, 12:00 pm EST
All girls are insecure. Just say something nice and do not ever criticize a woman(their parents, their bosses, their colleagues criticize em' when you don't do that you are the one person that doesn't do that, and you have her heart).
  Bubu: The English language is such a cruel mistress
Whisky Nov 11 2010, 07:55 pm EST
Nah just treat them all like shit. They will come flocking.

Or so I've seen and heard... I'm married so no flocking here.
Shpongle Nov 12 2010, 09:33 am EST
Just smoke some weed, that shit will have you fucking fat chicks in no time bruahduah!
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