- Steam Machine Prototypes Shipping December 13th
- The Elder Scrolls Online has a Release Date
- Terraria Releasing This Month for Vita
- Final Fantasy XIII - Lightning Returns Collector's Edition
- Borderlands 2 Christmas-Themed DLC
- Pillars of Eternity First Gameplay Shown
- Mornin '13
- Money Glitch Found in Gran Turismo 6
- Telltale's Game of Thrones will be 'Multi-year, Multi-title'
- Peggle 2 Multiplayer Coming for Free
- Miiverse and Network ID System Now on 3DS
- Second Season of The Walking Dead Releases for Xbox on Dec 18th
- Markus Persson Refused a Job Offer at Valve
- Watch Your Back in the World of Spycraft
Ah and now it's time for the sex. Yes, sex only happens in the fridge. It can't happen anywhere else. It's a shame. Why only the other day, I was slowly flirting with my ice box and within a few seconds I rapidly boinking its marvelous frozen contents. It's a glimmering cold wasteland awaiting your attention, so each time you have an erection do not hesitate for one minute - just open the ice box and introduce yourself.
If you were offended by this post, then I truly, truly, don't give a flying toss!
If, on the other hand, you feel encouraged by such wisdom, then by all means, let me know, I know some pretty cute fridges that are single and looking for a good time.
Oh and just look at this little teaser:
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