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Mornin '12

This morning I accidentally came across one of 2lions' old (really old) reviews. The game in question is - Dungeon Lords. Here's a nice little quote:

In a word, I hate this game. It is horrible crap. Stay away from it, and if you see it in the bargain bin, pour some gasoline over the bin and burn it. Who knows, you might burn some meaningless Sims expansions with it. Then again, The Sims are gaming heaven compared to the hell of playing Dungeon Lords. Avoid this game like the plague.

Yeah, I know it's not much of a quote. 2lions was capable of spewing out greater wisdom than this, but I think it was the part about burning the Sims-infested bargain bin that really stuck with me.

Dear Lord it's Dungeon Lords! I remember that piece of trash.

*shudder*

Oh and in case you're wondering how Dungeon Lords got mentioned this morning, well, it happened while I was looking the ActionTrip's Profile on Metacritic. Interesting to know that GTA IV is the highest score we've ever given to a game and that Dungeon 'Gay' Lords is the lowest.


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Sword Fight Apr 06 2012, 02:44 am EDT
Whatever happened to 2lions anyway?
  Vader: He's still here. Well, more like there really, rather…
Sword Fight: Oh, okay. That clears it up!
Cheddar: CraveOnline bought ActionTrip and 2Lions got promoted…
MoCus: he got a baby born from his wife and hes on a prolong…
Bubu Apr 06 2012, 03:26 am EDT
The AT staff killed and ate him.
  Vader: Who told you this? You realize you're going to have t…
LostPcGamer Apr 06 2012, 07:45 am EDT
You just had to mention that abomination. I spent 6 months of frustration just trying to finish it.
  Cheddar: Why. Why would you do that to yourself.
Cheddar Apr 06 2012, 09:23 am EDT
I wish the website still had the reader comments for these old reviews. Would've been nostalgic reading all the old discussions with guys iike fatBastard, Trustkill, MrBored, etc. and so forth.

The excerpt from the review reminds me of how we used to always complain about Sims games dominating the NPD charts every month. It was like our default, traditional topic to bitch about back then, when there wasn't anything else to bitch about. Good times.
  RenegadeCZ: So, generally, the Sims were replaced by CoD?
Reikhardt: Or Zumba Fitness
S.Plissken Apr 06 2012, 02:02 pm EDT
Not true.. you gave VIP a perfect 10!! and much deserved as well for such a gaming masterpiece that will go down into the Gaming Halls of Fame for its utter BRILLANCE!!!1!!!!1!




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MoCus Apr 06 2012, 11:51 pm EDT
i actually liked that game.

it was stupid, but somewhat fun after the first few moments of all hell clawing at your brains
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