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Mornin '12
Filed under: LIFE, WISDOM, HUMOR, COMEDY
Who are the truly wise men/women of our age I wonder? Are there any? Influential people such as powerful politicians and world leaders are hated now more than they ever have been. So, it's not those. Sadly, the educators of our age are script writers, producers, actors, talk show hosts, comedians, journalists and even nobodies on YouTube who feed the average Joe with the information he needs to move on in his pathetic life.

People rarely acknowledge the wisdom of the written word as opposed to something that's said on TV or on bloody YouTube. To cut to the chase, you hear some asshole saying something 'smart' and you accept that sooner that you'd sit down and read a book. Going to Wikipedia and watching a fucking video is easier and quicker than reading a whole book. Simple as that. However, the fact that you've heard someone say something and accepted it as being a 'wise' statement, doesn't make you an expert on the subject in question - you haven't even scratched the surface.

This is what bothers me about the world today. There's an increasing amount of idiots who think they 'know it all' and so they start offering me advice. Ah, so you know this? Based on personal experience? No? Ah, so you read a lot and you've learned this from people who are actually smarter than you? No? Then how the fuck can you advise anyone on the matter, you fucker? What, you accessed a Wikipedia page at some point, and now you're capable of offering advice? You very small immature teet!

The Internet is a useful tool and it helps the world in so many ways that I can't even begin to describe. So, it is a good thing. The obvious downside is that it has increased the number of people who think and act superficially. If people live their lives without educating themselves or attempting to master a skill of any kind properly and methodically (and I'm sorry, but I'm afraid this does require reading books and using a more classical approach), then they'll never be able to acknowledge wisdom, let alone offer advice of any sort.

It's also affecting humor in general. Okay, you don't always have to read books to understand how something works. For example, you can watch movies or enjoy stand-up to discover comedy, but you need to go back a bit and find out what it was like through the ages as well. When it comes to humor, it has to come naturally. Yes, you must possess a natural inclination. "Witty" remarks and sarcasm don't cut it. And yet, these days people think they are perceptive by being cynical and "funny" all the time. I'd kill these people and I seem to see this in almost everyone I meet these days. Everyone's a smart-ass, everyone's funny... I've talked about this before, but it continues to piss me off. What I'm saying is, if you're hungry for humor, surround yourselves by people who are genuinely funny, not cynical bastards who think they are.




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Vader [STAFF] Jun 21 2012, 02:20 am EDT
p.s.

I apologize for being a too philosophical these days... I also promise to post shorter Morning Post in future.
  CJ_Parker: Too late. Your death sentence is in the mail already.
Reikhardt Jun 21 2012, 02:47 am EDT
Morning,

Stephen Hawking.
  Vader: Well, that would be one, yes :)
McSwifty Jun 21 2012, 03:04 am EDT
Wisdom, life etc. Too long can't read that much.
  Vader: And that statement sort of proves my point.
crazyhermit Jun 21 2012, 03:11 am EDT
Too much philosophy can be bad for your mental health, I should know, it stops me from doing my daily tasks, how so? well I space-out way too much, thinking about these sort of things and I wake-up 15-20 min later wondering, what I was doing that whole time, still a good day dream does ease mental strain from time to time.

off topic
I recently started replaying some old Lucas Arts adventures and while I was rummaging the internet for more adventure games goodness, I stumbled upon The Dark Eye:Chains of Satinav.A game I urge you to try, the arts style is fantastic, it's like I'm playing with the elements of a canvas, which ranges from gleeful to very dark, the soundtrack and voice acting are also spot on, and most importantly the puzzles range from just right to hard but they all imply a logical solution.

Hell, at one point I even took to the old pencil and paper for one puzzle required me to do some permutations, it's also quite long I've spent about 10-15 hours.The story is nothing to scoff at either, it has it's own lore and even though it includes the omnipresent orcs the accent is put on fairies, which is a breath if fresh air really.Also, it has a great twist in the middle of the game a fake ending of sorts and when the true ending is fashionable late well, let's just say it's very unexpected and it made me sad and happy at the same time, quite a feat if I do say so myself.

The game also has some lite rpg elements in the form of dialogues, but the consequences of your decisions are immediate and are in no way long term, but it does render a second play-through.

So if you liked the Black Mirror series, A New Begging, The Book of Unwritten tales try it out, you won't be disappointed the Germans at Daedalic entertainment make great adventure games, reviews are already coming in and they all are favorable.(funny easter egg use the puppet head with the curtains)

**if you intend to get it through some more questionable means:

-don't forget to patch the iso with the PPF patch before installing otherwise you'll get missing file errors;

-get the proper crack for improved loading times;

-and finally if you want to change the graphic settings you'll have to use the config file within the game folder.

Cheers
Vader [STAFF] Jun 21 2012, 03:27 am EDT
Too much of anything is bad for you. As for being philosophical lately, I mean to reflect. Not overanalyze.
  crazyhermit: True, but i don't really see any difference between r…
Bubu Jun 21 2012, 03:36 am EDT
So many words here ... my brain is hurting.
  Vader: There are very good drugs out there for brain pain.
im_stardust Jun 21 2012, 04:17 am EDT
Wisdom is the rarest quality you can find in a human being, regardless of age, sex, occupation, etc.

And you are not being philosophical lately,you are just pissed of that you killed your wife.
  Vader: Pissed off. Yes. That's the right word. If I wanted t…
Vader: And it's about me being pissed off at people who aren…
im_stardust: I really don't know what you mean. You do remind …
Vader: I'm not referring to you, if that's what's confusing …
im_stardust: Haven't tried to be funny for someone for years now.…
Vader: Although it's not just about the lack of will in my c…
Terminator Jun 21 2012, 04:23 am EDT
Morning. I guess the wise people are the ones with a Genius IQ, but even they do stupid things sometimes. The internet is a blessing and a curse, and there are WAY too many idiots who think they know everything.

Anyway, I managed to save enough $$$ for a 1TB Hard Drive. Much better than the old drive in my PC!
  Vader: That's a sudden, but expected topic change there.
LostPcGamer: Well a scientist finally solved the troll equation. I…
Terminator: Sorry Vader, someone had to change things :)
slaphead72 Jun 21 2012, 05:16 am EDT
Wow wasn't expecting this for a post, but noticed that dark happenings have been hanging over the mighty vaders head for some time. philosphy and wit rarely mix well on the internet too many people over reaching and using sarcasm to prove brain power. I will stick with monty python and Terry Pratchett for my philosophical arguments and humour. Apart from all the just thought I'd chime in that the most mentally challenging thing I'm doing this week is trying look up a cheerleaders skirt in lollipop chainsaw.
  Vader: That seems very mentally challenging indeed :)
slaphead72: Its harder than it looks(insert thats what she said o…
ICU Jun 21 2012, 05:22 am EDT
Hell, I've found the post to be refreshing and, concerning the length, rather short and eloquent in comparison to some posts out there.
  Vader: Thank you.
Un Om Bun [STAFF] Jun 21 2012, 05:27 am EDT
Speaking of Youtube wise men, I remember some guy called patcondell, I'm pretty sure you'll like him. But after you watch his videos, the world will look 100 times more pathetic.
  Vader: I can just tune into any of the millions of stupid Yo…
LostPcGamer: That's true but you find a good video sometimes but t…
Un Om Bun: I wasn't being sarcastic, the guy is brilliant.
Alchi: He's old and with glasses?
Un Om Bun: Yeah.
Alchi: My kinda dude. Atheist, but not an asshole. A…
LostPcGamer Jun 21 2012, 05:39 am EDT
Well that's a lengthy post but you wrote basally how I feel. There always someone telling you how to live your life.

I apologize if I come across as rude and sarcastic sometimes. Hang in there Vader I was married for 15 years.
slaphead72 Jun 21 2012, 05:52 am EDT
If its going be a dark day I'll share, bout 2yrs ago my youngest was diagnosed with a condition that means she will spend rest of her short life in hospital this led to such disruption that my wife and I both lost our jobs and have spent last few months trying sort out our lives, I explained all this to a close friend who I had spent yrs emotionally proping up for them to turn around and say it shouldnt upset me there is always a bright side.. After spending 3days swearing at them I realised fuck people I can hide in games on my pc (was a 360 fan but I'm tired of paying over the odds for badly ported pc games) So yep worlds full arseholes who think they no better and I cant wait for the mighty ant overlords to take over.
  Vader: The ant overlords will bring peace.
Alchi Jun 21 2012, 06:23 am EDT
So you don't understand kids today...

How sad.

Maybe I could offer you a tissue to cry into, you twat.
This nostalgia your words reek of is so old that it is almost ironic.
You long for world that doesn't exist, or maybe never existed.

There always were idiots, there always were shallow people. And I think it was easier 'back then', because now it's easier to call on bullshit. And 'people' used to read more books, because there were no alternatives. And the fact that you read a book, or the book doesn't make you any wiser.


So you can be bitter all you like. I couldn't be bothered anymore.
  im_stardust: You miscarriage.
Alchi: English please. Also base your claim.
Vader [STAFF] Jun 21 2012, 06:37 am EDT
So, basically what you're saying to me is that all kids today are assholes who offer advice and they think they're funny even though they're not?

I wasn't speaking about kids or teenagers here at all. I was speaking about people in general. While there is a certain personal bitterness in this morning post, it's not aimed to criticize kids of today.

Among other things, it was meant to encourage a discussion, not verbal insults.

Also, sorry but I can't always chirp like a happy birdie to make you all feel happy. The Morning Post has always been about everything and nothing. About funny and not funny. Interesting and not interesting. It's a break from the usual daily grind if you will. A break from the typical news post or media or info.
  Alchi: I'm sorry if I phrased it too broadly. I sometimes wo…
crazyhermit Jun 21 2012, 06:43 am EDT
OK then since you brought up the wife problem I'm gonna try my luck with giving some marital advice here(be warned though, I've only got one similar experience in discussing these types of problems and it's not even mine, it's from a friend also I'm not even 20 years old whereas you're 33-34 if I remember correctly).

If indeed you have a tendency to run from problems I'd, as expected, would advise against it, sort out the problem or at least talk about it, from my experience running doesn't resolve much, it does keep you fit though, but that's beside the point.

Normally I'd say you should let go, you can't force people to do something they don't agree with but, since you have a child I'm inclined to think it is(and hopefully will continue to be) a long term and meaningful relationship.The base word here is compromise, if it's something on your end, try to give in a bit(you know to show her you can change) not too much though or viceversa just enough to incline the balance.

Now the part I resonate with the most is the child, even though I'm almost 20 and I'm not as dependent on my parents as I used to be, I still dread the tough of a divorce that's never been the case, since they never argue(the argument part is usually found in the younger couples, of course you shouldn't shut yourself in arguments are like opinions it's good to have one/multiple but too much opinion can blind you, you have to be consistent at some point you can't change day in day out) but I'm the kind of guy that takes every possibility into account.

Having a family weighs hard on the shoulders of everyone involved(but usually it's the man, that is if he's not a drunken pig, that beats his wife every night he comes home) the main point here is that, when you decide to have a family of your own, you can't live only for yourself anymore, you live for their well being as well, think about what effect your decisions have on those around you.

If all else fails, have at the divorce though, I wouldn't do that unless, I tried everything humanly possible to reconciliate the situation.As for the stupid people around you, why should you care your save haven is your family, at least that's how I see things, I don't take to heart what those around me think or do, I know my family always helped me sort out both my external and internal problems and they'll hopefully continue to do so.

Never forget that human stupidity/foolishness is a natural resource, it would be a shame if you wouldn't exploit it, like any other natural resource for that matter.People say I'm a good listener and that I should have become a priest, although I have my own toughs on God that aren't very canonical, but in the end you decide if my advice is worth taking and it is you who has the final word/decision, just don't rush it.

But in the end, it's none of my business and I apologize in advance for my nosiness, there's a saying in my language that goes like this:

''One does not wash one`s dirty linen in public but in the family".
  Vader: That's a nice saying. And generally good advice. Perh…
crazyhermit: Well, I'm sorry to hear that you had to put up with s…
Vader [STAFF] Jun 21 2012, 07:08 am EDT
Damn, this Morning Post is bitter!
Vader [STAFF] Jun 21 2012, 07:15 am EDT
Sod it. So what. Actually, it's not that bitter.
crazyhermit Jun 21 2012, 07:35 am EDT
It's good to discuss our inner turmoil from time to time, I believe this morning post took a bit from your everyday weight if only a pebble, it's still progress in the right direction.
  Vader: I thought I'd get a nice little debate going... :) Th…
im_stardust Jun 21 2012, 08:23 am EDT
Soon, if you're lucky Vader, you're going to look back and your life ain't going to amount to anything. Because right at this moment you don't have the balls to do what you wanna do and be what you wanna be.

And it ain't just about you.
sheckey Jun 21 2012, 08:39 am EDT
If you are looking at people and wondering at them, then instead think about yourself. What are you doing or not doing that is not up your own standards? I have done this recently and found myself wanting so I have tried to make some improvements. It's been fun.

Also, in my opinion, the wise people are those that invest their time in science/medicine to increase understanding (and an increasing vocabulary for wonderment) and reduce suffering on a practical level.

Maybe you should take some graduate classes or get involved in something. I haven't quite figured out my deal yet.
Doomsday. Jun 21 2012, 09:37 am EDT
Mornin'

SWTOR makes me forget me worries and makes me happy! U should try it! :D
Vodoo Jun 21 2012, 10:59 am EDT
contrary to the illiterate mass scribbling their pseudo-intellectual lessons of life, wisdom in its basic definition is a deep understanding of the world, its inhabitants and every event perceived or studied from the microscopic to the gigantic.

IQ, general knowledge, work, behaviour, etc...these are not proof of wisdom.

wisdom is not shared because it forms from the individual for the individual, best case scenario it can be observed, analysed and emulated. that's why harmony in whatever sense you wish to understand it has yet to spread itself for more than a square foot.

Vader, everyone in the world is crap, everyTHING in the world is wonderful. you need a vacation my friend with or without technology. You have my best wishes.
  im_stardust: There is truth in what you say.
Breedy_Mcfluff Jun 21 2012, 03:42 pm EDT
The new generations rising. Skipping adult milestones. Adulthood sounds bitter.

I think all the bad news and its ability to spread across the internet (or the world) has a pretty big effect on youth. It drives cynicism. Many seem to try and counter-act that with humor. I know, right now, I have absolutely less-than-zero desire to have children in the future.

I like to say, "I think," because I don't have all the answers. I like to think I have some answers, though. I try to think like a realist. It's pretty hard not to sound like a pessimist that way.

Have some music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8cELTdtw6U

Good luck.

ps. I look forward to the future development of ARMA CO's DayZ mod. Things have become more fucked up in that game then ever before.
Cedtsmk Jun 21 2012, 05:32 pm EDT
I would say me, after all, I am Beavis.
Cheddar Jun 21 2012, 07:15 pm EDT
I soooo don't have the energy to respond to all the things that I want to in this thread.
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