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Mornin '12
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What is the first thing you saw thing morning when you opened your eyes (apart from the ceiling)?



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Sword Fight Jul 19 2012, 02:51 am EDT
I was woken up by birds fucking outside my window. After that, I saw my coffee machine (a meter and a half away from my bed). She seduced me again and I turned her on.
KraGeRzR Jul 19 2012, 02:56 am EDT
I never wake up to the ceiling cos I sleep weird. As usual I just walked over to my PC and switched on my dual screens and sat down to check AT.

But that was 11 hours ago. It's 7:57PM now.
Un Om Bun [STAFF] Jul 19 2012, 04:03 am EDT
Tip of blurred pillow.
CJ_Parker Jul 19 2012, 04:34 am EDT
My morning wood usually blocks the view of everything else.
  Vader: ho ho ho
tei187 Jul 19 2012, 04:34 am EDT
that depends... cellphone or tits.
  Vader: Nice one...
tei187: whatever makes a noise first ringading or a murmur
vkzlord Jul 19 2012, 04:38 am EDT
Beer from last night...
shaneh39199 Jul 19 2012, 05:49 am EDT
Text from roommate: "windows are down" and of course. its raining like hell. not having rain sense may 1st it was a nice morning surprise
  Vader: Hasn't rained since May you say? Where the hell do yo…
Kurio Jul 19 2012, 06:26 am EDT
Girlfriends face, breasts, or ass usually fill my mornings, today however she woke up earlier so first think i saw was myself (the whole room has mirrors around itself, its awesome)
  CJ_Parker: So you're saying it depends on whether you fall aslee…
tei187: sounds fun :)
Vader: Mirrors everywhere eh? Nice.
Bubu Jul 19 2012, 08:28 am EDT
The beautifull face of my wife and our daughter who wakes us up every morning by sneaking into our bedroom and then we all laugh and start a pillowfight and then .... I shoot myself in the head because non of this is real.
PigMaster Jul 19 2012, 09:35 am EDT
Death
EricHalfBee Jul 19 2012, 01:42 pm EDT
My son, a toddler who got scared by the sound of the rain and had wandered into my room at ~1am.
im_stardust Jul 19 2012, 02:10 pm EDT
Crushed hopes.
  Vodoo: you and i must have hired the same interior designer.
Doomsday. Jul 19 2012, 05:49 pm EDT
Mornin'
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