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Mornin '12
Filed under: ENEMIES, GAMING
I think it's time we think of a different kind of enemy. What have orcs, nazis and zombies done to deserve so much hate? Sure, they've been bad, to say the least, but c'mon. Honestly, we get to kill them off repeatedly... again and again, in every fucking video game I can think of. Of course, if it's not orcs, nazis or zombies, then it has to be mad killer robots or youthful perverted green aliens.

There's always the solution to mix all of that into the ultimate enemy:

An undead orc robot Nazi from a world full of green-skinned youthful pedophiles.

There's no need to shoot those. They'd just methodically rape themselves, so that would be no challenge at all for the player.

Then again, it's not like developers haven't tried it. Almost everything's been tried.

Give an idea for a new enemy!




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Reader Comments
Superastic Aug 17 2012, 04:59 am EDT
Hard working americans.
Vader [STAFF] Aug 17 2012, 05:01 am EDT
Sheesh. Not those again!
  Superastic: gypsies?
xXSheperdXx Aug 17 2012, 05:08 am EDT
Terrorist arabs anyone ?
PigMaster Aug 17 2012, 05:23 am EDT
sports commentators
tomekkk1 Aug 17 2012, 05:29 am EDT
evil flying carpets
KraGeRzR Aug 17 2012, 06:42 am EDT
Ourselves








I kid, that one's been done to death as well.
Bubu Aug 17 2012, 06:58 am EDT
Review The Secret World.
Batdog Aug 17 2012, 07:25 am EDT
Baby boomers. Hey Shepard, why do your evil terrorist need to be Arab, huh? Plenty of white boy terrorists in the world to scratch your itch you know.
oldone Aug 17 2012, 08:36 am EDT
Politicians its hard to think of a reason not to kill them !!!!
Un Om Bun [STAFF] Aug 17 2012, 09:40 am EDT
Politically correct assclowns who pretend to be tolerant on the internet.
  touretul: yeh, I hate tolerance too, except the houses
touretul Aug 17 2012, 09:55 am EDT
Bankers
Reikhardt Aug 17 2012, 10:54 am EDT
Morning,

Wave upon wave of Ellen Degeneres and her lesbian minions. And I don't mean those lovely nubile lezzers, I mean the horrible boot faced day to day tuppence lickers, angry at us men and our penises.
  KraGeRzR: Hahahahahaha
Doomsday. Aug 17 2012, 12:34 pm EDT
Mornin'
Breedy_Mcfluff Aug 17 2012, 01:42 pm EDT
Damn, Shay Laren does have really big boobs. Good choice for a botd.

And I'd say the KKK. Honestly, I've never seen a game where the enemy is the KKK. There can be a cool effect in the game too, where a fire can spread from one enemy's sheets to another.

I'll call the game, "Fire-Cracker."
  Vodoo: i approve.
Terminator Aug 17 2012, 01:52 pm EDT
My vote also goes to Politicians.
raingod Aug 17 2012, 05:25 pm EDT
Catholics?
im_stardust Aug 17 2012, 05:37 pm EDT
Jesus FUcking Christ ! Don't tell me we're running out of things to kill !
Doomsday. Aug 18 2012, 02:15 am EDT
PIGEONS!! KILL THE fuckin' PIGEONS!!
Morkrul Aug 18 2012, 07:41 am EDT
the good guys
edit: and clones of stardust
Marku5K Aug 19 2012, 06:04 am EDT
Soooo...I finally watched Mass Effect 3 extended ending and it did absolutely NOTHING for me! hehhhh what a joke
  Terminator: Damn right it's a joke. Bioware won't admit they FUCK…
BmmB: For me, that extended ending thingy actually ruined t…
Marku5K: The part I laughed the most at was ''The ''MassRelays…
Morkrul Aug 19 2012, 09:24 am EDT
anyone in München around the 27th?
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