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Uros "Vader" Pavlovic
04:57 am EDT @ August 17th, 2012
I think it's time we think of a different kind of enemy. What have orcs, nazis
and zombies done to deserve so much hate? Sure, they've been bad, to say the least, but c'mon. Honestly, we get to kill them off
repeatedly... again and again, in every fucking video game I can think of. Of
course, if it's not orcs, nazis or zombies, then it has to be mad killer robots
or youthful perverted green aliens.
There's always the solution to mix all of that into the ultimate enemy:
An undead orc robot Nazi from a world full of green-skinned youthful pedophiles.
There's no need to shoot those. They'd just methodically rape themselves, so that would be no challenge at all for the player.
Then again, it's not like developers haven't tried it. Almost everything's been tried.
Give an idea for a new enemy!
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I kid, that one's been done to death as well.
Wave upon wave of Ellen Degeneres and her lesbian minions. And I don't mean those lovely nubile lezzers, I mean the horrible boot faced day to day tuppence lickers, angry at us men and our penises.
And I'd say the KKK. Honestly, I've never seen a game where the enemy is the KKK. There can be a cool effect in the game too, where a fire can spread from one enemy's sheets to another.
I'll call the game, "Fire-Cracker."
edit: and clones of stardust