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Uros "Vader" Pavlovic
02:56 am EDT @ September 10th, 2012
Gonna need a strong sedative this week.
Starting divorce procedure tomorrow. Life is pretty sucky at the moment.
On the plus side, getting divorced leaves plenty of free time for gaming :)
On another plus side, I can't shake off the overwhelming sea of women, eagerly lining up to learn all about my prodigious sexual desires...
... well, that's not entirely true, of course. There was this one potential date with a girl, but later on, I managed to find out she's not a girl. She was, in fact, a cleverly disguised pelican. And from where I come from, pelicans are renowned for giving lousy blow jobs.
Must turn towards a different species altogether.
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Not having to repress your feeling about it, well I say, go for it find someone who'll make you happy, there's no shortage out there, that's for sure.It's your right, most people don't do it because of all the paper work/bureaucracy and legal issues, so they just sulk in it, get depressed and stuff, so yeah for what it's worth, I for one support demarche.
Not that I want to end this on an apotheotic note but it's gonna fall hard on the children, they need both a father and a mother figure, just don't omit that from the equation and go visit from time to time.
''All fathers are invisible in daytime; daytime is ruled by mothers and fathers come out at night. Darkness brings home fathers, with their real, unspeakable power. There is more to fathers than meets the eye.''-don't know where that's from but it sound cool.
ahem..
in regards to love life, fuck it, went on too many dates and left each and every one with a grim disappointed look on my face.
also, FUCK all the rich kids with super computers who play Minecraft and i can't even make a birthday card in Photoshop because it crashes having only 1GB of RAM.
Sorry to hear the crappy news Vader. Like others have said, good to see you're being positive about it.
So sorry to hear that Vader and all that formal (friendly) crap!
In other news...There is a rumor that EA is willing to pay 1 billion for Valve! Ohh the horror!! BUT on the bright side we'll be getting a new HL game every year!?
There was a reason for engagements lasting several years, up to decades in the past.
Now people marry after "knowing" eachother for a year or two, that is hardly enough time to know someone at all.
Anyway, good luck with all the procedures, reduce headaches and let pride go, pride only hurts yourself.
Wont say the "sea is full of fish", but do whatever makes you happy, dont think that just because you are told all your life "you need a girl", that you actually need one, you can lead perfectly blissful lives without ever touching one.
If you do want/need them however, well, at least now you are free to test different options, and a tad wiser
I mean, how did she hid it from her friends all this years? What does your husband do?. I'm sure she made up stories or at least she would have liked to.
And of course she cheated on you, before even bringing the subject of divorce. That's a given.
Most probably you failed to satisfy her on all accounts. If sex would have been good, but that probably got boring long time ago. Financially? Forget about it. Maybe spiritually? Aah...you don't even know what that means.
It's ridiculous, to hope for better now. There's nothing left for you out there but leftovers...the kind you need only in the middle of the night, when you're really, really hungry.
No happy ending stories my friend. You are left with starring in that screen and dream....dream away.
Good luck, be the father needed, and don't forget to review Borderlands 2- er, I mean, and don't forget to date.
Life goes on, and u will too! :)
Good luck, man. I'd buy you a drink if I could because I appreciate the work you do on this site.
Good luck Vader; some tough times lie ahead but perhaps better ones also. Please enjoy an additional 'Virtual Beer' on me. This one is Real Ale, nice and mellow with only a touch of bitterness.
We all get older in time,
High-school girls stay the same age ...
Oh and here's a nice channel for when you plan to start dating again:
http://www.youtube.com/user/AlphaMconsulting/featured
How was it? Oh, yeh!
Free to play is like marriage. You think it's free, BUT IN THE END YOU'RE GOING TO PAY DEARLY!
My sincerly codolencens!
But let's not forget Kurt Cobain's words: MARRIED, BURIED!
Now, RISE, I say! RISE ONCE AGAIN!
And marriage sucks in general. So, there you go.
Solider on, Vader, we, the AT freaks are with you!
And, in the words of a vise man:
"Life's a bitch, life's a whore,
nothing less, and nothing more"!
And on a slightly unrelated note: woman is 53 but looks 27. Except... she looks 53 ?
Well, there was a similar morning post some time ago, where Vader said that he wasn't into the whole divorce thing, because of his daughter, he was trying to talk the wife through thinking, that they would reach a consensus at some point if memory serves me right.Now, I don't presume to know Vader, so I'll just take his word for it.
On another note, writing personal stuff is fine, that's what makes you well you, what are we supposed to do talk about, the weather all day like some bored Brits, anyhow it's your site(well, you do share it with us but your the main protagonist) post what you feel like posting and don't worry about the crowd, nobody disliked it hence everybody has taken some of their own time, to write an opinion on the matter, some more than others, don't forget the site is an extension of yourself and of your hardships, it is of course personal but that's what makes it special.
True, some were benevolent some malevolent but nobody was indifferent(which btw is the pinnacle of negative response, also known as not giving a fuck).True we are just some internet strangers but taking 5 min of your time to speak to someone, anyone can mean the world to someone, it does it for me at least, makes me forget my daily issues if only for just one moment.
If your goal was to draw peoples attention, then today was truly a productive day indeed.
Keep the spirit up.
Oh yeah, and remember to still be there for your kid (you have one, right?). Honestly, he or she is the one that's losing the most (of what truly matters) in this, not you or your ex. So don't indulge the pity-party. Being a parent is a much bigger responsibility than being a husband, and failing at the former is far, FAR less forgivable than failing at the latter. You remember that, as your family readjusts itself.