So, you believe in reincarnation, eh? Well, guess what: if it's true, knowing your luck, you'll probably come back as a dildo and just imagine how life's gonna look like then - you get the shakes almost constantly, and your sole purpose will be to moisten suspiciously smelly and poorly lit areas.

In short, you better root that there is no such thing as reincarnation and that you're better off just enjoying the current (and probably only) life you have. In other words, hop on the pessimism boat, but don't forget to engage in as many cock-slapping competitions as you can.