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Mornin '12
Filed under: DISHONORED
All hail the Metropolitan Dead Orphan Choir of Dunwall:

What will we do with a drunken whaler? x3
early in the morning
Way-hay and up she rises x3
early in the morning
Stuff him in a sack and throw him over x3
early in the morning
Feed him to the hungry rats for dinner x3
early in the morning
Way-hay and up she rises x3
early in the morning
Shoot him through the heart with a loaded pistol x3
early in the morning
Slice his throat with a rusty cleaver x3
early in the morning
Way-hay and up she rises x3
early in the morning





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Reader Comments
im_stardust Oct 12 2012, 05:24 am EDT
A combination between deus ex and bioshock and a touch of half life 2 and fable 3....it's good, it's a good game. It just doesn't keeps me in front of the screen for too long. Maybe I've grown out of it, maybe It's hard for something to really impress me this days. And if I'm not impressed, I'm usually bored.
im_stardust Oct 12 2012, 05:28 am EDT
Quite frankly, I'm tired of the tough, mysterious guy who does it all, owns everybody and saves the day.

How about playing a guy, who just gets one beating after another until the end of the game, in which he dies a horrible, disappointing death and doesn't get to save anyone?
  optimus slime: Maybe we dont see that because most people live that …
im_stardust: I was being derisive to the fact that the core of at …
Vader: In other words you're looking for a game that we can …
im_stardust: We all relate to "being the best".
Vader: I relate to victims because I'm a wuss.
Killer Klown: I think you've just described every PVP MMO Ever.
Vader [STAFF] Oct 12 2012, 05:51 am EDT
Superb art direction nonetheless. Terrific level design. And... wait, why the fuck am I saying that shit now?
im_stardust Oct 12 2012, 05:56 am EDT
While you're overstating, I'd replace the words "superb" with "pure awesomeness" and "terrific" with "epic".

And please don't swear, people will get the feeling you are mad at something.
  Vader: Swearing is my middle name.
Killer Klown: You have to admit, how much more awesome would Darth …
Cheddar: One of those rare and precious moments when stardust …
PigMaster Oct 12 2012, 10:26 am EDT
What you want is a game about charles bukowski.
Or William Boroughs.
Reikhardt Oct 12 2012, 11:57 am EDT
Evening.
Doomsday. Oct 12 2012, 02:04 pm EDT
Mornin'
Terminator Oct 12 2012, 02:14 pm EDT
Dishonored is fucking awesome. I'm loving every second I spend with it!
Reikhardt Oct 12 2012, 02:40 pm EDT
My copy of Dishonored doesn't arrive until Monday :(
SubForce Oct 12 2012, 07:42 pm EDT
Got the song for free from bethesda. We all know that sound and music makes or breaks a game and the song here is absolutely incredible. A balance of a beautiful child's voice with absolutely horrifying lyrics. If you like music AT ALL do yourself a favor and get this free song NOW.
Cheddar Oct 12 2012, 07:50 pm EDT
Playing Dishonored now. It's good. I was afraid it'd be a big disappointment, but it's obviously not.

Everyone and their grandmother seems to adore the game. But it's not without its flaws.

For one thing, the plot is so cookie-cutter lazy and simplistic I feel vaguely insulted as an audience.

"OBVIOUSLY CORVO KILLED THE EMPRESS, BECAUSE HE'S HOLDING HER BODY. ARREST HIM. AND CONVENIENTLY IGNORE THAT THE PRINCESS HAS BEEN ABDUCTED, CLEARLY PROVING ANOTHER PARTY WAS INVOLVED.

ALSO, CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THE CHIEF ROYAL BODYGUARD IS BEING USED ON DIPLOMATIC MISSIONS THAT REMOVE HIM FROM HIS CHARGE FOR WEEKS? ON WHAT PLANET DOES THIS MAKE SENSE? OH, ON PLANET DUNWALL-TOTALLY-NOT-CITY-17? OKAY."

I'll probably rant a bit more in the review article's comments later on (I have a growing check-list, actually), but for now this venting satisfies my angst.

Don't get me wrong though, I like the game a lot. It's just that I feel like it could be game of the year if not for a plot that seems like it was written on the back of a napkin.
  Morkrul: back-of-a-napking-written plots are the best
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