- No Backwards Compatibility with Xbox One
- Xbox One Does NOT Have to Always Be Online
- Call of Duty: Ghosts Shown On Xbox One, Timed-Exclusive DLC
- Halo TV Series Announced
- Watch Live TV with Xbox One [Updated]
- Microsoft Announces Its Next Console: Xbox One
- REVIEW: Metro: Last Light
- Peter Molyneux's Godus Going Mobile
- Mornin '13
- Google Sees 700% Increase From In-App Purchases
- Star Wars: Rebels TV Series Announced
- Nintendo Promises to Talk about New Mario Games before E3
- A Positively Kick-ass Batman: Arkham Origins Cinematic
- Sony Teases Video of PS4 E3 Reveal
- UK Gamers Want Metro Last Light
- Mornin '13
- The Last of Us
Death & Choices Dev Diary - Batman: Arkham Origins
Trailer - Resident Evil: Revelations
Launch Trailer - The Elder Scrolls Online
Gathering And Exploration Dev. Diary - Gran Turismo 6
Debut Trailer - Batman: Arkham Origins
Batman: Arkham Origins features an expanded Gotham City and introduces an original prequel storyline occurring several years before the events of Batman: Arkham Asylum and Batman: Arkham City. Taking place before the rise of Gotham City\'s most dangerous - Metro: Last Light
Launch Trailer
- Far Cry 3
Patch 1.05 - Assassin's Creed 3
Patch v1.02 to v1.03 - Far Cry 3
Patch 1.04 - Far Cry 3
Patch 1.02 - Ghost Recon: Future Soldier
Patch 1.4 to 1.5 - Max Payne 3
Patch v1.0.0.56 - Max Payne 3
Patch v1.0.0.55
Oh, and by the way, anyone who said that Coca-Cola is good for an upset stomach is an utter moron. It just doesn't work. Not even if you take it in sips. I've always thought that recommending Coca-Cola as a stomach treatment was a stupid idea. While it may replace fluid and electrolytes, the damn thing still contains bloody caffeine as well as phosphoric acid - last I checked, neither of those are good for a digestive system that's totally screwed up.
Remember, next time you have a sick stomach and you lose fluid, don't take a Coke.
Here ends this edition of Vader's Chronological Health Disorders.
Tune in next week, when it will definitely be more interesting, as we conduct an experiment to see if small, cute kittens can stay sane after being exposed to cut-scenes from Black Ops 2.
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2 things that suck in Australia:
*the beer is too expensive
*the internet is from the stone age!
Edit: Too bad about Your stomach though!
Vader, I believe you may have mis-interpreted the suggestion of coke as a cure.
there is so much concentrated sweet shit in Coke, a few bottles could send Doomsday on the moon.
Echinacea purpurea (small bottles of medicinal syrup for immunity boost)
Propolis (same stuff)
Salvia (same stuff)
a few drops of each in tea every few hours and you'll be right as rain.
i know serbians are stubborn assholes but trust me on this one.
The problem is that people's first thought for carbonation = soft drinks like coca-cola. And that's taking one step forward and two steps back, because soft drinks like coca-cola also dehydrate you, in addition to the aforementioned caffeine and other chemical crap.
Sparkling mineral water is what you want, Vader.
Mornin'. Fuckin' tagline.
Get well soon buddy!
It just so comes to my mind, you have to think very lowly of us. We all like to enjoy a moment of maliciousness (hope I'm using the word right) every now and then, maybe once a month, but you offer us this pleasure like once a week! That's very kind of you, but I'm also kinda offended.
Also, Coke?!