Oh, and by the way, anyone who said that Coca-Cola is good for an upset stomach is an utter moron. It just doesn't work. Not even if you take it in sips. I've always thought that recommending Coca-Cola as a stomach treatment was a stupid idea. While it may replace fluid and electrolytes, the damn thing still contains bloody caffeine as well as phosphoric acid - last I checked, neither of those are good for a digestive system that's totally screwed up.
Remember, next time you have a sick stomach and you lose fluid, don't take a Coke.
Here ends this edition of Vader's Chronological Health Disorders.
Tune in next week, when it will definitely be more interesting, as we conduct an experiment to see if small, cute kittens can stay sane after being exposed to cut-scenes from Black Ops 2.
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Most Anticipated Game of 2014:
|The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt||7.29%|
|Dragon Age: Inquisition||5.16%|
|Pillars of Eternity||5.09%|
|Wolfenstein: The New Order||5.02%|
|The Elder Scrolls Online||4.03%|
|Tom Clancy's The Division||3.38%|
|Dark Souls II||3.19%|
|Metal Gear Solid V||2.92%|
|The Sims 4||2.80%|
|Diablo III: Reaper of Souls||2.64%|
|Super Smash Bros. 4||2.50%|
|South Park: The Stick of Truth||2.38%|
|The Legend of Zelda||1.85%|
|Total War: Arena||1.85%|
|Tomb Raider: Definitive Edition||1.74%|
|Mario Kart 8||1.69%|
|Infamous: Second Son||1.62%|
|Tom Clancy's Rainbow 6: Patriots||1.57%|
|The Walking Dead Season Two||1.50%|
|Castlevania: Lords of Shadow 2||1.48%|
|Divinity: Original Sin||1.48%|
|The Evil Within||1.44%|
|Game of Thrones: A Telltale Game Series||1.30%|
|The Order: 1886||1.16%|