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Filed under: STAR WARS

Yep, if you're following us on Twitter or Facebook, then you already know that Lawrence Kasdan may, in fact, be penning the script for the next addition to the Star Wars saga.

Sherlock Holmes writer Simon Kinberg is another contender for the script for the 2nd and 3rd films in the planned Star Wars trilogy.

Unless you've been submerged along with the people of Atlantis, you should know by now that The Walt Disney Company is set to acquire Lucasfilm Ltd. in a stock and cash transaction worth $4.05 billion, with George Lucas, film-making legend and owner of Lucasfilm, saying: "It's now time for me to pass 'Star Wars' on to a new generation of filmmakers."

Look folks, I really do think that the next series of Star Wars movies should include a complex tale about Jar Jar Binks and his entire family tree, in which we get to see Jar Jar's children grow up until they're finally tossed into the Sarlacc Pit where they'll be digested for a thousand years.


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Reikhardt Nov 21 2012, 04:42 am EST

Why not just make the film about Binks digesting in the Sarlaac. I could watch 90 mins of that.
Vader [STAFF] Nov 21 2012, 04:44 am EST
That has to be directed by Peter Jackson.
Smiley_ie Nov 21 2012, 05:34 am EST
What ever they do it has to be better that the 3 lucas turds he made. Peter jackson is gay as christmas Guillermo del Toro should direct.
Towndrunk Nov 21 2012, 05:41 am EST
Solid script idea Vader, seems like you could be a serious contender ;)
Vader [STAFF] Nov 21 2012, 06:10 am EST
My story would be a drama.
Bubu Nov 21 2012, 09:11 am EST
I hate Start Wars the old trilogy. And like the new one more. There I said it.
  CJ_Parker: You can't even spell Star Wars so that comes as no su…
Vodoo Nov 21 2012, 09:45 am EST
Knights of the Old Republic was launched in 2003.
good stuff....really good stuff.

now does anyone honestly give a shit about Star Wars after that ?
  PigMaster: no and those who do, shouldn't
BmmB: Absolutely agree.
im_stardust Nov 21 2012, 11:43 am EST
I wanna add Star Wars and George Lucas to the the whole nuke testing thing.
RenegadeCZ Nov 21 2012, 12:00 pm EST
I don't want to start the famous argument again, but Revenge of the Sith was arguably the best Star Wars movie. Take the nostalgia goggles off and look at the measurable movie qualities.
  Breedy_Mcfluff: Shit.
BmmB: Obviously the best of the lot. People can deny it, bu…
Whisky: The best of the prequels, yes. It is the least offen…
Breedy_Mcfluff Nov 21 2012, 12:45 pm EST
I really hate the darkside/lightside dichotomy. It's stupid, tacky, and lame at every damn turn. The Jedi are a bunch of self-righteous douchebags who are corrupt with constantly trying not to kill those who need killin', and the Sith are egotistical, power-humping dickmountains who are corrupt because they don't give a shit about killin' those who don't need killin'.

  im_stardust: stop vomiting in the morning post!
TitaniumFist: hate is part of the dark side o
CJ_Parker Nov 21 2012, 04:21 pm EST
Who the fuck is Lawrence Kasdan?
Terminator Nov 21 2012, 05:04 pm EST
If they can make the next trilogy like Revenge of The Sith, then I will be thrilled. RenegadeCZ is right, Revenge of Sith is the best Star Wars movie. Dark and Gritty, like Star Wars always should be!
Whisky Nov 21 2012, 10:12 pm EST
I'd like to see a live action film with hot Asoka and Ventress duking it out. A lot. They should be in thongs. Maybe a little KY wrestling.

Ventress would have to break Asoka and bring her to the hot twat side of the Force. Aw Yeah.


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