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Mornin '12
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What would you do if you were president of the world?

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im_stardust Nov 27 2012, 01:29 am EST
I'd wake up from such an ugly dream.
Vader [STAFF] Nov 27 2012, 01:33 am EST
I thought you were president of the world... Does that mean we're all in your dream I wonder?
im_stardust Nov 27 2012, 01:45 am EST
You'd all be dead if it were my dream. Something must have gone wrong...
Vader [STAFF] Nov 27 2012, 01:55 am EST
No way. You can't control your subconscious. In other words, we'd all live and you'd die or better still we all die. Remember, whatever you dream... it's all about yourself and your own emotions, whether it's anger, fear or joy it's all about you. If we die, you die.
im_stardust Nov 27 2012, 02:15 am EST
Dude, stop it ! You're freaking me out!
  Vader: Sure thing, now wake up, Mr. President!
FesterSilently: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWHxrBDh3Ao
GrgoljBlaster Nov 27 2012, 03:08 am EST
I'd probably just steal the intergalactic spaceship capable of Infinite Improbability Drive and have a blast around universe. But hey, that's just me.
  Morkrul: i know a 2 headed guy who'd do just the same
Zulu Nov 27 2012, 03:18 am EST
Remove all DRM from games and illegalize pandering to console gamers.
  Vader: nice one
PigMaster Nov 27 2012, 04:19 am EST
I'll make downloading pirated games illegal.



Oh...
  Vader: Oh?
Shpongle Nov 27 2012, 06:05 am EST
I would fuck as many hoez as i cud, and end all the wars in the world, and give everyone drugs to make them hypersexual. A utopian drugged up sex-crazed alcohol infused orgy. That's what I call a perfect world.
Morkrul Nov 27 2012, 06:34 am EST
i'd impose that everyone must be consequent, then i'd ban shitty music. and i'd create the "festival island", a massive floating platform
Reikhardt Nov 27 2012, 06:42 am EST
Morning,

Thank God you lot are not in positions of power.
  EricHalfBee: ^^^^^^^^^^
Breedy_Mcfluff Nov 27 2012, 08:59 am EST
I'd give rape the death penalty. Also, I'd put huge fines on EA for watering down.

Then I'd resign. Pretty sure I'd be a huge target after my first month. Making English the official Earth language, creating a hooligan prohibition, and absolutely banning straight marriages. Yeah, shit would get odd.
  im_stardust: You've been raped when you were a child. Isn't that so?
PigMaster: By a straight couple...?
im_stardust: Probably his mother and father.
tei187 Nov 27 2012, 09:20 am EST
IP locks... lots of IP locks...
Vodoo Nov 27 2012, 12:42 pm EST
i would nuke the planet.

look at it this way, i'll be the first president with an honest intention.
  im_stardust: I vote for you! Wish we could nuke more than just…
KraGeRzR: I, for one, welcome our new Voodoo overlord.
Terminator Nov 27 2012, 12:58 pm EST
The super rich would hate me as President. I would make them share some of that wealth with the other 99% of the world.
  EricHalfBee: Super Rich? That's about the 0.001%
KraGeRzR: Yeah you get 'em Terminator. That Bill Gates is a rea…
Reikhardt: @ KraGeRzR - Yep. People should be more pissed with …
Terminator: EDIT: Whatever. You have your opinion about the rich,…
Whisky Nov 27 2012, 02:00 pm EST
Make everyone on the planet work together to build my spaceship... so I can load it full of hot chicks and blast off to Alpha Centauri?
  tei187: ...mind worms...
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