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Mornin '12
Filed under: FUNNY, LAUGHTER
Okay, here's a rather interesting fact, although I can't see how it can possibly be true in this day and age. Anyway, it's been noted that the average person laughs 15 times per day.


First of all, I'd like to know what kind of laugh they're talking about here. If it's just a brief laughter or a sarcastic chuckle, then maybe I can buy that. Otherwise, if they are referring to honest-to-God laughter, by which I mean someone laughing genuinely at something they really find funny, then I'm rather skeptical about the whole thing. You know, the kind of spontaneous laughter that just comes out and there's nothing you can do about it. I can't believe that. Wish I could, but I just can't.

There just aren't enough funny things happening during the day.

Talking of funny things, I met an interesting girl the other day. She had a funny eye. You never know if she's looking at me or if she's checking out if the traffic light just turned green.

There was another girl before that. Now, I really, really started to like her. The next day I found out she's a lesbian. Amazing, you could never tell it just by looking at her. Her name is Caty. Then, all of a sudden, I got this little update in my Facebook feed that said: "Caty changed HIS profile picture."

You can imagine my surprise.

My one consolation was that I didn't explore her sexual orientation to the point where I'd find myself staring at the last turkey in the shop... if you know what I mean.

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im_stardust Nov 28 2012, 02:46 am EST
Who's this average person? Cause I didn't even have a smile yesterday or the day before.

But, you may be right. I think I heard the little man inside me having some huge laughs. I wonder what he thinks is so funny? ...Probably everything.
Reikhardt Nov 28 2012, 02:53 am EST

Cheer up ya miserable gits.
  Vader: We're not miserable gits. Just gits.
Vader [STAFF] Nov 28 2012, 03:30 am EST
There's difference between being miserable and realistic. And it's not that I don't appreciate a good laugh, it's just that this seems almost impossible. Then again, I guess if we don't laugh at least once a day, that must mean we're depressed as fuck. I dunno.
touretul Nov 28 2012, 03:54 am EST
I chuckled at this post. Does that count?
Also, is the lesbian having a moustache? Pretty much that's a give away.
Now a chuckled again. 13 more to go, and I'm counting myself as average.
  Vader: Does it count? I sure as fucking hell hope so :) And …
Morkrul Nov 28 2012, 04:46 am EST
yeah... i don't know what you mean by that last turkey phrase
  Vader: Clearly you are not familiar with the phrases of one …
Morkrul: nope
shaneh39199 Nov 28 2012, 05:48 am EST
Id give todays BOTD

My one and only turkey.
Vader [STAFF] Nov 28 2012, 06:02 am EST
See Morkul? He gets it.
Bubu Nov 28 2012, 11:23 am EST
Bubu Nov 28 2012, 11:24 am EST
So Caty is a transexual? He changed his gender so he can have sex with women as a woman? That's .... poetic.
  im_stardust: You would love to suck some dick, wouldn't you?
FesterSilently Nov 28 2012, 03:48 pm EST
Speaking of change and anyone else here a fan of the Totally Rad Show, at Revision3 dot com?

It's a very wonderfully nerdy/geeky show, wherein three guys (not unlike all of us, I imagine), sit around and laugh and bullshit and discuss TV shows and video games and movies and comic books and such.

And, after six years of laughs and nerdy wonder, they wrapped the show this week.

I am sad. :(

For those of you who DON'T know about the show, hie yourselves on to and start from the beginning, or just pick and choose the episodes in which they talk about something that piques your interest - you'll love 'em soon enough. ;)


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