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Mornin '12

They've named Miranda Kerr the "Sexiest Woman Alive."

Is it even possible to determine who the sexiest woman or man, like, on the planet?

Of course, it's fucking not.

Who the fuck makes these decisions?

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Reader Comments
Marku5K Nov 30 2012, 03:25 am EST

Well, for me it's my girlfriend! No competition.
  im_stardust: FUCK your girlfriend!
McSwifty: Is she looking over your shoulder watching you type?
Marku5K: Don't worry stardust i will! No she is at work at …
lej Nov 30 2012, 03:51 am EST
even the todays BotD is sexier
Vader [STAFF] Nov 30 2012, 04:14 am EST
What do you mean, EVEN?
Reikhardt Nov 30 2012, 04:57 am EST

Agreed lej, love a woman with a bit more meat on her. Don't get me wong I wouldn't kick Miranda Kerr out of bed for eating crisps, but she ain't my idea of perfection.
  Cheddar: Exactly.
Neil Nov 30 2012, 05:14 am EST
Fucking fuckity fuck fuck fucking! Of course writing this as:-

"Of course, it's not.
Who the hell makes these decisions?"

...would have been such a journalistic compromise!
  Cheddar: Vader gets a pass because English isn't even his nati…
Morkrul: what's wrong with that phrase?
Cheddar Nov 30 2012, 05:23 am EST
She's a bit skinny for my taste. Honestly, the fashion-model types just look unhealthy to me, and really it's a turn off.

I would say Kerr is more pretty than sexy. Yes, there's a difference.
  Reikhardt: Very much so.
Doomsday.: agree with the cheese man!
Vodoo Nov 30 2012, 08:49 am EST
Lea Martini.
to me that's sexy and she's been pounded like a boxing sack. she would be smoking if the baggage was a bit less used.
im_stardust Nov 30 2012, 09:19 am EST
I like horses myself.
PigMaster Nov 30 2012, 09:30 am EST
Vader, to your question, I (the fuck) make these decisions.
Doomsday. Nov 30 2012, 11:07 am EST

Never liked these skinny never eating models! And there is no such thing as sexiest man/woman alive, its all bullshit!

Gracie Glam for me!

Is today's botd Sunny Leone!?

Anyone know the name of the botd from November 20th, 2012?! She is hott!!
  Reikhardt: Today's BOTD is indeed Sunny Leone. As is the lass o…
Whisky Nov 30 2012, 03:00 pm EST
Cute, definitely. Sexiest woman alive? Not by a long shot.
RenegadeCZ Nov 30 2012, 03:21 pm EST
You're so bitter Vader, c'mon.
im_stardust Nov 30 2012, 03:23 pm EST
Shut the fuck up ! For once, I like how he is.
Shpongle Nov 30 2012, 03:40 pm EST
They can name her SWA but she's not SWA.
Breedy_Mcfluff Nov 30 2012, 09:02 pm EST
I'd hit that like no tomorrow.

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Kurio Dec 01 2012, 12:56 am EST
Haha that is quite true, i guess she can be determined the sexiest of all the women who are known and care to be known, and even so there are far more interesting girls.
Beauty is such a subjective thing, and just like with "high fashion" all this "miss X" or "sexiest X" are so full of shit it amazes the crap out of me how can they even have money for all that retardedness and why people even care?

Are they that far gone they dont realize most girls are just as pretty if they had half the work done to them? and even without that work, i know girls naturally prettier than that girl.

Hell, I am prettier than that girl.
Guess nowadays "sexy" means having half open lips like a retard and have the face characteristics of a 10 year old, neotony? is that how its called?
We are so fucking sick.
  Shpongle: yeah!! im with kragezrn show us ur tits
KraGeRzR Dec 01 2012, 02:34 am EST
"Hell, I am prettier than that girl."

So you say... I require photographic evidence, however.

If you wouldn't mind. :)
shaneh39199 Dec 01 2012, 05:56 am EST
stardust cracks me up lol

meh. shes ok. im pretty picky when it comes to women

here is as close to perfection as ive seen 195 adult films LOL
  Cheddar: I wouldn't fuck Faye Reagan for free. I think she's …
Miliowilix Dec 01 2012, 05:43 pm EST
Sexiest alive... so wait. There is a sexier dead woman?


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