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Mornin '12
Filed under: SEX
Our folks were young once and just as lost and confused as we are today. However, they did not have the Internet, video games, 3D movies or very small Flash drives. The bottom line is that we don't really need all that stuff. I think they may have been a bit happier than us. Not saying I hate technology or all the things man has achieved in the meantime. What I seem to notice is that people spend way too much time saying what they think on Facebook, instead of just going out and getting laid.

Yes, this is about sex. And I'm not getting any. It's been ages. I need hookers. Cheap ones. She-males... anything. A meat grinder.

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Morkrul Dec 04 2012, 06:48 am EST
do like doomsday, get a fleshlight and then have your family arrange a new marriage (he always seems happy)
  Doomsday.: Aaye! Am gonna keep the Fleshlight and my 255GB of po…
Vader [STAFF] Dec 04 2012, 06:59 am EST
Good plan.
Reikhardt Dec 04 2012, 07:41 am EST

Bar + booze + fat bird = done.
im_stardust Dec 04 2012, 08:07 am EST
FUCK MY ASS ! Ohhhh....that's it...fuck my ass...yeah..yeah? yeah? yeah?..yeah..
  CJ_Parker: Thanks, I just came.
Doomsday. Dec 04 2012, 10:30 am EST

I hope i get laid on the first wedding night! My fiancee is scared cause she has heard it hurts alot the first time and wants me to be patient! Fuck that! I have been patient for the last 26 years now!!
  Un Om Bun: You'll be drunk as fuck and completely useless on you…
CJ_Parker: Right on! Just NAIL that bitch to kingdom come. LIKE …
Doomsday.: Hmm, we don't have alcohol here unless ur a high lvl …
Cheddar: If she's a virgin, you need to do your due diligence …
Whisky: This sounds like an arranged marriage..... and no boo…
PigMaster Dec 04 2012, 11:22 am EST
You're 26 and never had sex? That's weird in our sex-fashion-money craving society. Here's a word of advice (I'm also 26 btw)

1st time will suck. Bad. No experience, not sex wise nor each other's body are 2 bad points, but it gets better and better.
Don't get over exited, it will make things worse.

Sex is awesome.
  EricHalfBee: May I offer a slight correction. Yes, the first time …
Doomsday.: Lol! Good for me then!
im_stardust Dec 04 2012, 12:03 pm EST
Sex is my life ! I couldn't live without sex. I love sex.
KraGeRzR Dec 04 2012, 01:16 pm EST
Oh right yes, those people back then were just as hopeless as I am whine whine.

Grow a fucking spine and take over the world sometime.

Sorry, starducky seems to be having a bad day so I filled in for him.
  Morkrul: heh heh
Breedy_Mcfluff Dec 04 2012, 02:35 pm EST
Free condoms for everyooooone!
shaneh39199 Dec 04 2012, 04:19 pm EST
women are lazy.

and sex gets overrated when they always wanna go out and do shit right after.
  im_stardust: I think you are confusing men with women.
Cheddar: Stardust said it, so now I don't have to.
Breedy_Mcfluff: If a man don't believe in cuddling after, he ain't mu…
Whisky Dec 04 2012, 07:54 pm EST
Vader, isn't prostitution legal in most of Europe? Hit the ATM and get some cash dude. Wear a condom!
  im_stardust: prostitution isn't legal in most Europe
Shpongle: it's only legal in amsterdam, but you will find prost…
tei187: actually, it's going to be legalized in Prague in 201…
Bubu Dec 05 2012, 12:03 pm EST
Hoping to get laid on your wedding night. Now how sad is THAT?! Also sex is boring. I'll never understand the fascination that it stirs. Maybe it's because it's something that everyone does, and thus it's something that they can relate to. Whooo look at all that smart shit I wrote.


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