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Mornin '12
Filed under: 2012

The photo you've just seen is everyone in the world having an orgasm at the same time.

Hm, now what did I want to say? Oh yes, we're almost done with the year 2012, folks and for that matter I think I'm gradually getting sick of all the crappy games we get every year. Ah, who am I kidding? I'll always be playing video games, even when I'm 77 years old (providing I live that long - doubt any of us will).

By the way, we're having a little Christmas office party, so please forgive me if I start sounding slightly drunk later on.

Also, to those of you who are waiting for the end of the world today, let me just say: you need brain surgery fast. I know a few alien surgeons who would be delighted to probe and explore your innards.

Still, I have to ask a few questions. If the would ends what would you prefer:

- Being killed by zombies while you're having sex?
- Being drowned by a massive tidal wave while you're having sex?
- Having an orgasm just before a giant asteroid blows everything to bits?
- Being burnt by oncoming lava just after you've had the best orgasm ever?
- Being killed by an orgasm without the world ending?
- Dying instantly in an earthquake, but just before you draw your last breath, you push Park Jae-sang off a cliff?

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RacerX Dec 21 2012, 06:19 am EST
Mornin. And Merry Christmas to all.
Vader [STAFF] Dec 21 2012, 06:22 am EST
Technically it's not Christmas yet, but thanks and all the best to you :)
Reikhardt Dec 21 2012, 06:37 am EST

Have a good party.
Rick_Hunter Dec 21 2012, 06:39 am EST
Morning, pushing Park definately and at the same time saying "Uop uop uop uop, I push you now uop uop uop uop"
  Cheddar: Hate the culture, not the artist. You wouldn't m…
Rick_Hunter: Why limit the fault, hate both ;)
Breedy_Mcfluff Dec 21 2012, 07:49 am EST
I'm gonna take orgasm and an asteroid-hit for 200. If everyone in the world came at the same time: what could we call that event? "The Great Came of 2012?" "The Cummings Anomaly?" "The Mass Immaculate Ejaculation?"

I wish you all a happy holiday!
Cheddar Dec 21 2012, 08:00 am EST
Why would anyone pick the zombies, drowning, or burning, when those other choices are there?

Doesn't matter how good the orgasm feels, that will be instantly forgotten in the following moments that you're being eaten alive, drowned, or melted.
Doomsday. Dec 21 2012, 11:17 am EST
Reiko Dec 21 2012, 11:39 am EST
Shpongle Dec 21 2012, 01:23 pm EST
This one: ''Being killed by an orgasm without the world ending'' . Best death ever. Btw the global orgasm picture is hee-larry-youse.
Terminator Dec 21 2012, 03:04 pm EST
So much for the world ending. We are still here baby!

As for the crappy games, I'm afraid they will never stop coming. All we can do is keep the few gems that are released. This is the best part of PC Gaming: So many older games still work!
  Shpongle: i think the new games are pretty mediocre, however, t…
Terminator: It's only natural for developers to abandon XP. That …
Reikhardt Dec 22 2012, 05:00 am EST
Actually, sod pushing Psy over a cliff, how about the wankers operating these spam bots.
Vader [STAFF] Dec 22 2012, 04:55 pm EST
That's the best suggestion yet.
Vader [STAFF] Dec 23 2012, 12:08 pm EST
But I doubt it would work anyway.


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