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Jazz and classical seem to be the only music genres I can listen to and concentrate, while working or studying. Everything else just makes me drift into thought and lose the thread of what I was doing in the first place. That's one of the main reasons why masturbation proves rather difficult when I'm just using my imagination. Sometimes even the massive and rich world of Internet porn is just too much for one lone wanking warrior to handle.
No matter how hard I try, the conversation always kind of makes the inevitable turn towards masturbation.
Not necessarily my fault you see. It's those nasty, nasty overdressed women. Yes, they overdress. Actually, it doesn't help when they're scantily clad either. That makes things worse. So, essentially, I blame it on women.
I'm complaining too much here. Let's change topics now:
What game would you rather jerk off to right now - Minecraft or Plants vs. Zombies?
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