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Mornin '13
Filed under: MASTURBATION, GAMING

Jazz and classical seem to be the only music genres I can listen to and concentrate, while working or studying. Everything else just makes me drift into thought and lose the thread of what I was doing in the first place. That's one of the main reasons why masturbation proves rather difficult when I'm just using my imagination. Sometimes even the massive and rich world of Internet porn is just too much for one lone wanking warrior to handle.

No matter how hard I try, the conversation always kind of makes the inevitable turn towards masturbation.

Not necessarily my fault you see. It's those nasty, nasty overdressed women. Yes, they overdress. Actually, it doesn't help when they're scantily clad either. That makes things worse. So, essentially, I blame it on women.

I'm complaining too much here. Let's change topics now:

What game would you rather jerk off to right now - Minecraft or Plants vs. Zombies?



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BmmB Jan 18 2013, 06:38 am EST
Yo!
What's up with you man? You're not yourself since that divorce thingy. Get over it Mr. Uros [No Vader] Pavlovic. Find yourself a nice hot woman (or women for that matter) for these shitty rainy days.
  RenegadeCZ: That's easier to say than do, especially if you're a …
BmmB: Yep, you're right. But what everyone can do is at lea…
im_stardust: fuck off, the both of you. Vader is just fine.
RenegadeCZ: Coming from you, it means a lot.
im_stardust: hehe
Terminator: Leave Vader alone guys. He needs time to heal from th…
shaneh39199 Jan 18 2013, 06:45 am EST
Who needs either when you've got a keeper BOTD.
kreep69 Jan 18 2013, 08:23 am EST
Fap fap fap fap ... minecraft babes ftw.
RenegadeCZ Jan 18 2013, 08:35 am EST
Well this morning post was weird.
PigMaster Jan 18 2013, 09:21 am EST
you should listen to this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsXX0fGwScM

i've decided that since i'm sick and not going out this weekend, i might start replaying gears of war (all 3). i have a long list of games here that I never even tried, but I love GOW
  Terminator: Same here. I'm playing the Mass Effect Trilogy again …
Reikhardt Jan 18 2013, 10:05 am EST
Morning,

Go out for a drink, acquire beer goggles, pull desperate fat bird, pork her senseless, awake next morning, feel appalling guilt & shame.
The you'll really appreciate the next one off the wrist a little more.
EricHalfBee Jan 18 2013, 02:06 pm EST
Of alll the amusing things to be found here on AT the relationship advice is probably the funniest.
Vodoo Jan 18 2013, 02:31 pm EST
frogger.

them bendy legs put me in heat like a female monkey in a banana market.
Whisky Jan 18 2013, 04:29 pm EST
Isn't prostitution legal over there? Pay your $200 euros for proper pipe cleaning.
  Reikhardt: 200 euros? Better be a quality one at that price. You…
Bubu: 50 euros and you get one hour of everything ..... exc…
Breedy_Mcfluff: There appears to be nothing attractive about sticking…
shaneh39199: Heres a defensive on that turn off breedy is trying t…
RenegadeCZ: Are you guys talking from experience?
Breedy_Mcfluff Jan 19 2013, 01:34 am EST
Minecraft. At least there you can take the time to put together a pixelated porno image. PvZ is just... gay porn.
Terminator Jan 19 2013, 09:33 am EST
When it comes to music, the only stuff that helps me focus is Rock Music. Jazz puts me to sleep.
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