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Mornin '13
Filed under: CHILDREN, NANOSUIT
Small kids should all have Nanosuits and then they should be let loose into the playground so parents watch while they drink coffee and smoke cigarettes. Of course, I'm sure that eventually kids would realize that they should just overthrow their parents and assume power, forcing us to turn everything into pink ponies and chocolates.

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Reikhardt Mar 02 2013, 03:12 pm EST
Evening,

I dread the thought of my boy in a nanosuit.
Vader [STAFF] Mar 02 2013, 04:02 pm EST
That's the biggest fear of every parent.
Terminator Mar 02 2013, 05:01 pm EST
Whatever you do, don't give small kids an iPad. I just read about a five year old boy that racked up a $2,500 bill on one.
KraGeRzR Mar 02 2013, 05:20 pm EST
Why would you give small kids an iPad?

Give them a tree house and a puddle of mud.
Whisky Mar 02 2013, 07:07 pm EST
Etch a sketch!
Breedy_Mcfluff Mar 02 2013, 08:07 pm EST
As a young boy, I would've only used the nanosuit to break windows and break video game controllers. As an adult, I'd be doing the same, except game controllers would be appropriate talk for necks.

Never give kids so much. They don't deserve it. Some parents can't help but spoil the shit out of them. Good intentions, make them happy and all, but it might fuck up their adult lives.
Doomsday. Mar 03 2013, 12:03 am EST
Mornin'
Bubu Mar 03 2013, 01:00 am EST
A childhood without computers and mobile phones is the best gift life has granted me.
im_stardust Mar 03 2013, 07:26 am EST
Pretty well said, Bubu
RenegadeCZ Mar 03 2013, 08:13 am EST
Morning.

You know where I'd be without computers now? Probably drinking with my different friends. Or at Harvard. Heh, unlikely, since the only French thing I learned in school is a fucking Ca va?, and I don't expect it would be different with English if I hadn't learned it on my own.

Bottom line, I know both stars and deadbeats that were spoiled in their childhood, so I don't believe that access to technology is a major determinant.
Terminator Mar 03 2013, 12:20 pm EST
Have any of you tried playing Starcraft 2 lately? I've tried several times today, and Blizzard has REMOVED the "play as guest" option in the latest patch. Now you need to be online to play Wings of Liberty. I assume it will be the same for Heart of Swarm. Those bastards!

Blizzard fucked us with Diablo 3, and now they are fucking us with Starcraft 2. Well they can kiss my ass! I'm not buying a game with 'always online' bullshit. There are plenty of other games out there. FUCK BLIZZARD!
  RenegadeCZ: You'd make a decent preacher.
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