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Mornin '13

Sorry, folks we're talking movies again, because I just can't find any particularly enlightening game-related topic at this time. Okay, there are many game-related topics, I'm sure, but this is the perfect time not to talk about any of them. So, instead we'll be talking about movie director Ridley Scott. While that name instills absolute respect, it also brings to mind the many mistakes the guy made as a director. Mainly, taking on projects like G.I. Gane, Kingdom of Heaven, Robin Hood and Prometheus. Even Hannibal seemed like a pointless movie to me. All these movies weren't utter crap, of course, but they still can't be compared to some of his top work, which include the following:

  • Alien
  • Blade Runner
  • Legend
  • Thelma & Louise
  • White Squall
  • Gladiator
  • Matchstick Men
  • A Good Year - not brilliant, but a warm tale if nothing else
  • American Gangster

Well, those are my favorites anyway. And here's a tip from the man himself - something both game developers and movie makers should take into account when setting up a premise for the stories they want to tell:

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Bubu Jul 02 2013, 03:03 am EDT
Kingdom of Heaven Directors Cut is up there with his best work. Prometheus is also awesome if you watch it without constantly comparing it to Alien(s) like some shit obssesing nerd.
  Vader: The only thing I really liked about Kingdom of Heaven…
Bubu: Did you watch directors cut?
Vader: Ok... ... no.
vkzlord Jul 02 2013, 03:34 am EDT
You could compare Prometheus to Smurfs it would have more sense.
  Vader: lol
Towndrunk Jul 02 2013, 03:55 am EDT
His top work...and you don't mention Black Hawk Down, Vader you muppet.
  touretul: you gotta be fuckin' kidding me
Vader [STAFF] Jul 02 2013, 04:02 am EDT
Good movie. Not his top work, but a good movie.
Vodoo Jul 02 2013, 05:14 am EDT
i disagree, Ridley Scott is shit. his movies were merely a streak of luck based on someone else's work.
Prometheus is a good example that lightning doesn't strike twice.
  Vader: I agree about Prometheus. Disagree about Ridley being…
asmail Jul 02 2013, 05:20 am EDT
Gladiator is Hollywood's worst shit ever. Prometheus is a bad movie, but at least you have a good time watching it, and the first half is really promising.
  Vader: Gladiator - an epic that redefined Hollywood epics an…
touretul Jul 02 2013, 06:14 am EDT
I believe he has a god complex like James Cameron. That's not good for integrity of creation
  Vader: Two ways to be a success in Hollywood. You can create…
im_stardust Jul 02 2013, 07:00 am EDT
God damn it ! I slept all day ! And I had nothing to do...

I'd say Gladiator is his best picture.And James Cameron surpasses him by far.
  Vader: You slept all day? Man, I envy you. I had the worst d…
im_stardust: Yeah, I know those dreams. They ruin the whole day fo…
Vader: They ruined the morning completely...and yes, well, t…
Rick_Hunter: No you won't.
Vader: Not yet.
Vader: Or maybe now is as good a time as any.
im_stardust: You know, I should listen to the voice in my head mor…
Vader: Not everything the voice says is wise. You have to be…
Morkrul: you have to obey your guts, the bacteria in there kno…
Vader: The bacteria know what's best for them. I doubt they …
CJ_Parker: I'm disappointed no one has mentioned the infinite wi…
Morkrul: the bacteria want the best for you also, because you …
Morkrul Jul 02 2013, 08:01 am EDT
i did quite enjoyed hannibal movies
CJ_Parker Jul 02 2013, 08:26 am EDT
Mornin' and lesbo pr0n > all of those gay movies combined
  Vader: What are you talking about?
CJ_Parker: I'm talking about watching Julia Taylor getting her g…
Doomsday. Jul 02 2013, 08:34 am EDT

Hez a hummie! Them hummiez makez mistakez! But wez gotta look a' tha good stuuf an' get passt tha bad onez!
Breedy_Mcfluff Jul 03 2013, 12:19 am EDT
I enjoyed Prometheus and Kingdom of Heaven (of course on fucking DVD). Gladiator is historically-inaccurate as fuck, but I enjoyed the hell out of it.

I will always hold that Robin Hood is a giant shit and should be remembered as a perfect example of how to take brilliant material (bought for a 7-figureprice) and then absolutely raped of everything that is interesting and cool. He took what would have been an absolutely fresh take on the whole Robin Hood mythos and then wiped his hairy ass with it. And it's funny, because he was no fan of any of the other Robin Hood movies, but he made THE WORST version of Robin Hood out of any of them.

Fuck Ridley Scott. His brother was a better and more interesting director then him, FSM rest his soul. I loved Alien, but Ridley Scott hasn't done anything I really liked since Black Hawk Down.
BmmB Jul 03 2013, 10:34 am EDT
OMFG, I can't believe I'm seeing comments regarding Gladiator in line with: it's not historically accurate, and taking that as a reason the movie sucked or might have sucked.

What the fuck?! If you want a history lesson go to school or watch History channel or whatever.


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