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First line out of a Hollywood action movie project sheet.
Requirements for leading male role (sexy anti-hero type):
- Must look and talk like middle-aged British gangster with slightly gray hair.
- New Zealand or Australian birth certificate
- Scottish or Irish accent
- Must know how to wear leather jacket
- Don't forget the stubble
- Must be good at shouting, pointing fingers at people and swearing
- Must be willing to openly express natural disgust towards video games, computers and technology in general
- His stubble must bring other beards to shame
- The stubble has to be so rough, it kills mosquitoes upon landing
- Let's be honest, you're shit without the stubble and a lot will depend on how good the stubble is
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