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Mornin '13
Filed under: STUBBLE, HOLLYWOOD

First line out of a Hollywood action movie project sheet.

Requirements for leading male role (sexy anti-hero type):

- Must look and talk like middle-aged British gangster with slightly gray hair.

Other prerequisites:

- New Zealand or Australian birth certificate 
- Stubble
- Scottish or Irish accent
- Must know how to wear leather jacket
- Don't forget the stubble
- Must be good at shouting, pointing fingers at people and swearing
- Must be willing to openly express natural disgust towards video games, computers and technology in general
- His stubble must bring other beards to shame
- The stubble has to be so rough, it kills mosquitoes upon landing  
- Let's be honest, you're shit without the stubble and a lot will depend on how good the stubble is



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Reader Comments
Un Om Bun [STAFF] Dec 05 2013, 05:41 am EST
Why does the leading man have to be sexy ?
  Morkrul: to please mr. vader
Vader: Oh please.
Morkrul Dec 05 2013, 05:43 am EST
morning fellas... i'm thinking of buying a bike
  RenegadeCZ: Don't think, just buy it. Having a bike can't ever be…
Vader: It can if you die from driving the bike.
Un Om Bun: Get a bike. Motorized vehicles are for pussies.
Vader: No get a segway. Those are for real men.
Morkrul: segways are bad for cruising thought.... anyways i c…
Morkrul: i see that "bikes" can lead to misunderstanding, i'm …
Vader: I know. I wasn't actually expressing my concern a…
RenegadeCZ: Oh. Then don't buy a bike, that shit's gonna kill you…
Morkrul: longboarding could've killed me, i don't think that's…
RenegadeCZ: Pussy. Nah, I'm just kidding man. Do whatever you …
Morkrul: i'd love to have my own car, but in this city, it's k…
im_stardust: You are so full of shit, Morkrul.
Morkrul: aren't we all?
im_stardust: Ok. Sure.
Vader [STAFF] Dec 05 2013, 05:43 am EST
Because it's Hollywood.

And

What bike?
  Morkrul: currently i'm between the bajaj pulsar 180 dtsi and t…
Un Om Bun: Motor bikes ? You giant fag !
Morkrul: you like that though, don't you, kinky bun
Vader: She looks nice. The bike I mean :)
Morkrul: nice and easy, not for crazy stuff but enough for wee…
Vader: Still, you should take care, those things are still w…
RenegadeCZ Dec 05 2013, 06:17 am EST
Morning.

I like the sexy anti-hero to be female, and without a stubble, preferably.
  Morkrul: psht, females with stubbles are for real men
Vader: Females with stubbles.... Ummm, no.
Reikhardt: Depends where the stubble is.
Vader: Where ever it is, it's too rough.
optimus slime Dec 05 2013, 09:05 am EST
Stubbles and bikes go hand in hand. If you're not careful, you could end up being known only as a piece of flesh connecting the two.
  Morkrul: is being irresponsibly careful enough?
Doomsday. Dec 05 2013, 11:09 am EST
Mornin'

BEHOLD nerds! Your Wonder Woman has been cast!

http://latino-review.com/2013/12/wonder-wom​an-cast-snyder-comments/
im_stardust Dec 05 2013, 03:51 pm EST
A week ago, one of my pedals fell of my rusty bike.
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