- PS4 Getting Wasteland 2 Game of the Year Edition
- EA Closes Down Maxis
- Elite Dangerous Heading to Xbox One
- Nvidia Announces New Gaming Console at GDC
- Wolfenstein: The Old Blood Announced
- Unity 5 GDC Trailer Shows Potential
- The Witcher 3 GDC Gameplay Footage
- Over 20 Million PlayStation 4 Consoles Sold Worldwide
- Valve Announces Source 2 And More
- Mornin '15
- Large Dragon Age Inquisition Patch Coming
- Metal Gear Solid 5 Releases This September
- Slow Your Roll; There is No Valve Press Conference at 3p.m.
- Battlefield Hardline Premium Membership Program
- Final Fantasy X/X-2 HD Remaster for PS4 Officially Announced
- Fallout 4 @ E3 2015?
First line out of a Hollywood action movie project sheet.
Requirements for leading male role (sexy anti-hero type):
- Must look and talk like middle-aged British gangster with slightly gray hair.
- New Zealand or Australian birth certificate
- Scottish or Irish accent
- Must know how to wear leather jacket
- Don't forget the stubble
- Must be good at shouting, pointing fingers at people and swearing
- Must be willing to openly express natural disgust towards video games, computers and technology in general
- His stubble must bring other beards to shame
- The stubble has to be so rough, it kills mosquitoes upon landing
- Let's be honest, you're shit without the stubble and a lot will depend on how good the stubble is
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