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Mornin '14
Filed under: 2014

Morning, morning, morning, folks. Time to wake up. A whole new year of crappy games is a head of us. Just think; we're gonna get so many generic bullshit titles thrown our way, and to top it off, this year we'll get those on next-gen platforms, as well. Awww...

Also, let us pause, once again, to commemorate all the colossal garbage we were force-fed in 2013. Ah, sod it. 2013 is over done with. Finished and over with. Done over with. Finished and done with. Finished over with (Stephen Fry I love you!).

Moving on, as quick as an epic premature ejaculation, we turn our heads towards the prospects of January. By God, there are so many lovely things lined up for us gamers. More on that, after the break.


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Reikhardt Jan 02 2014, 01:39 am EST
Morning,

Happy new year to you! 2014 has got to be a better year than last year for games.
Vader [STAFF] Jan 02 2014, 01:44 am EST
Ya think? I wish I was as confident as you.
im_stardust Jan 02 2014, 02:13 am EST
A "new" year of complaints and disappointments.
Vader [STAFF] Jan 02 2014, 02:44 am EST
Pretty much. Still, could be worse. It could be 2000 all over again.

Hm, actually that wasn't a bad year. Better than 2013 for sure.
im_stardust Jan 02 2014, 02:48 am EST
2000? with Deus Ex, Diablo 2, Baldur's Gate 2 ?
  CJ_Parker: Two of them gaymes sucked but I won't say which neene…
Vader [STAFF] Jan 02 2014, 02:57 am EST
See.
RenegadeCZ Jan 02 2014, 03:50 am EST
Morning.

2014 is gonna be as good a year as we make it. I have played about 4 new games this year, yet I think it was perhaps the best year of my life. Coincidence? I hope not.
  Vader: It is.
satangel Jan 02 2014, 03:50 am EST
GTA 5 for PC will make everything better.
  Vader: I have a feeling it will be buggish.
im_stardust: It suffers of some of the problems GTA 4 has. So it's…
Vader: Every GTA on PC was buggish.
Terminator Jan 02 2014, 03:55 am EST
Morning. Did anyone make a good resolution for this year? My resolutions are:

1. Get a new car. My Jeep is 10 years old and it's time to trade it in.

2. Upgrade my internet connection.
  Vader: For a minute there, I thought you said you were Polish.
Vader: Anyway, your Jeep. What's wrong with it?
Terminator: I've had to replace several parts since my Jeep turne…
im_stardust Jan 02 2014, 04:49 am EST
Fuck off with your resolutions, you loser.
  Terminator: Oh shut up. If you actually had a life, you could mak…
Un Om Bun [STAFF] Jan 02 2014, 05:29 am EST
In 2014 I'd like to feel as much pleasure and as little pain as possible. Please God, help.
  Vader: God cannot come to the phone right now. Please leave …
Un Om Bun: I love you God cause you're so nice and good. Please …
Doomsday. Jan 02 2014, 06:06 am EST
Mornin'

Yaaaaaaaaayy!! Good to be back bitches! :D

I started my new year by masturbating on the Babe of the Year, Keisha Grey's sweet ass n pussy! Off to a great start folks!! :)
  CJ_Parker: gratz d00mz
Terminator: *shakes head* I hope your wife doesn't find out about…
optimus slime: What hobby? Masturbating? Visiting AT? Both? At the s…
CJ_Parker: You mean she has a MONSTER CLIT for AT?!? :p
silentbuttdeadly Jan 02 2014, 08:25 am EST
Good morning Mr. Snowden.
jules11788 Jan 02 2014, 11:07 am EST
So I was looking at the GotY poll and noticed a game on there that I haven't heard of before, called "Rouge Legacy". I've heard of "Rogue Legacy", but I'm assuming that would be a different game
CJ_Parker Jan 02 2014, 02:17 pm EST
Happy fucking new year you cocksuckers
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