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Mornin '14
Filed under: LAPTOP, PC

Gonna need to buy a new PC pretty damn soon. Bugger, laptops are expensive as hell. Nothing's changed. It's about time I bought a laptop, I'm gonna need it. I know it's not a preferable solution for gaming, but I need it nonetheless. 

Also, I'm thinking of buying a Honda Civic (not the new one). Year, 2003. 

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Reader Comments
PigMaster Jan 13 2014, 04:27 am EST
Honda civic is a fantastic choice!
Superastic Jan 13 2014, 04:29 am EST

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Hondas are good. Laptops are bad, mkey.
Vader [STAFF] Jan 13 2014, 04:32 am EST
Yeah, I know they're bad, but there's not a lot of choice here.
  CJ_Parker: TIE Interceptor, Lord Vader???
Reikhardt Jan 13 2014, 04:38 am EST

Laptops and Hondas. Is this what happens to you when you're sober? Get back to drinking ASAP Vader.
  Vader: It's something that's supposed to happen. Need to get…
RenegadeCZ Jan 13 2014, 05:15 am EST

You've been saying that you need to get your shit together since your divorce. Either get your shit together, or accept the way it is. Your life ain't so bad after all, or is it? Do or do not, there is no try, ok?
  Reikhardt: Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
im_stardust: I love that saying. I'd like to be a sith. A fucking …
Vader: I think it's the only way to achieve some sort of pie…
RenegadeCZ: Is your mind torn into pieces?
Vader: It might be. Putting it together presents a challenge.
shaneh39199 Jan 13 2014, 06:49 am EST
Might be better off with a 10' tablet lol. Unlike everyone else this morning. Vader, Do what the fuck you wanna do(to quote devin the dude). fuck everyones opinion. (except mine because i agree with/care less what you do)

A honda and laptop it is (although from personal experience try to avoid big name laptops? Dell, HP, gateway (does gateway still even exist?) nothing but POS/s with bloatware

OR--keep to the desktop just go cheap with some of the parts thats the beauty of that. Hard times? just buy a nice case, get a brick and set it inside and wait till next month to buy the next new hardware piece xD

10 most disturbing pokemon faces it is!!
im_stardust Jan 13 2014, 06:59 am EST
Get a bycle and ride it to the mountains and country side. You'll be much happier than you'll ever be in any car.(except if there is a woman in the passenger seat, blowing you).

I know some of you will say fancy cars(well definitely not a honda civic) bring women and blowjobs. I say, being smart does.

And I know some of you will say " Vader ain't that smart". Well, he can always jerk off on his laptop, inisde the car's trunk.
  Vader: I always jerk off regardless of the presence of lapto…
Hamsterkill Jan 13 2014, 07:20 am EST
Hey, Vader, did you hear that the Star Wars canon is getting reformed?​1-1/who-decides-star-wars-canon-meet-the-stor​y-group/
silentbuttdeadly Jan 13 2014, 07:39 am EST
Honda or Toyota are your best bets regarding a modestly priced, efficient and reliable car.
Vader [STAFF] Jan 13 2014, 09:30 am EST
These days, even Hondas and Toyotas can get you laid. That's how bad the economy is.
im_stardust Jan 13 2014, 12:13 pm EST
Wolf Among Us - great game.
CJ_Parker Jan 13 2014, 12:32 pm EST
I'd recommend a Lamborghini Murcielago. Honda really is for plebeians. Fuck the poor!
PigMaster Jan 13 2014, 12:38 pm EST
any of you ever drive a real car?
like a golf gti or a honda civic r type?
lamborghinis and ferraris are out of my reach
and out of my league and i admit it, i couldn't drive
the car as amazingly fun and as i could with as a golf gti.
  RenegadeCZ: My uncle's sweet Pontiac Firebird.
Reikhardt: Audi A4
PigMaster: Audi A4? Lots of high tech crap, like a bmw 5 series …
Reikhardt: I disagree, it's great fun to drive. Not quite as muc…
im_stardust Jan 13 2014, 03:28 pm EST
I doubt that a Murcielago or a Ferrari fit in a description of any person that posts around here.
  RenegadeCZ: One day...
im_stardust: I don't think your mom and dad will ever afford to bu…
RenegadeCZ: Definitely not, but I hope they're gonna buy themselv…
FesterSilently Jan 13 2014, 03:53 pm EST
Regarding gaming laptops:​notebooks-clevo-sager-notebooks-ct-95_51_162.​html
Darkthor Jan 13 2014, 05:00 pm EST
i honesty have a blast with an asus republic of gamers....they sure as hell beat the expensive-ass alienware shits....
  RenegadeCZ: They both look beast. Alienware has the upper hand wh…
Doomsday. Jan 13 2014, 05:18 pm EST
Marku5K Jan 13 2014, 05:48 pm EST
Lenovo Y510p
  Vader: Not bad at all.
Marku5K: I'd buy one right now, except they don't sell it in O…


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