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Mornin '14

I want to watch this movie as much as I want to have my bottom smacked by someone wielding a very large cactus.

Oh yeah and epic stubble on the main character there. Just as it should be. 

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Vader [STAFF] Jan 21 2014, 06:06 am EST
Actually, that's a full on beard. An ex stubble if you will.

Also, I like the line: "to die on our feet, rather than live on our knees."

But that's about it.
Vader [STAFF] Jan 21 2014, 06:06 am EST
Who rated today's BotD with anything less than an 8 is less than a man.
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Reikhardt Jan 21 2014, 06:16 am EST

That looks pretty terrible. Style over Substance as per most Zack Snyder films.
Although there is always something exciting about Eva Green. She either looks like she's going to give you the best ride of your life or she's going to chop your cock off.
Vader [STAFF] Jan 21 2014, 06:19 am EST
I gave up on Eva Green. I only like her in that Bertolucci flick, which is the reason why she became so popular. That's the first time she showed cleavage. And amazing cleavage it is too.
Vader [STAFF] Jan 21 2014, 06:27 am EST
The Dreamers... yeah that's the one.
Reikhardt Jan 21 2014, 06:43 am EST
Never saw that. Google Images informed me of the important bits.
  Vader: I remember watching that movie in the cinema. All the…
Reikhardt: I bet. More fool them, should have waited for DVD re…
cracker101 Jan 21 2014, 08:32 am EST
I loved 300, so I'll def give this a watch. Stylized badassery! Don't get get me wrong, its not as cool as LOTR and the Hobbit where a half retarded miget stumbles around accidently defeating the enemy.
  RenegadeCZ: You mean a vertically challenged person.
PigMaster Jan 21 2014, 08:55 am EST
the money machine never stops milking its cows
RenegadeCZ Jan 21 2014, 09:22 am EST

Well, Leonidas at least had charisma. This guy only has muscles. And a beard. I envy him.
araczynski Jan 21 2014, 10:08 am EST
all you nobel poet laureates can suck it :) this is eye candy pure and simple, can't wait. if you can do better, go ahead, otherwise STFU and stick to the reruns from the 60's.
Vader [STAFF] Jan 21 2014, 10:15 am EST
Too much eye candy.
Doomsday. Jan 21 2014, 10:56 am EST

Eva Green!! Uuuuuuuggghhh aaaaahhhuuuuuhhhh *SQUIRRTT!!!*
DRAVNT Jan 21 2014, 02:36 pm EST
Vader...did you just say "too much"?!?!?!?!?!

How can you have too much eye candy stylized by Zack Snyder?!?!

I realize he has his misses to but I've thoroughly enjoyed the show he puts on.

But really, we must all admit the purpose of such a film is not to service the high-brow intelligent types but more the low-brow neanderthal urges in the untamed wild man just begging to break free from the constraints of a controlled society.

So we should be supporting this from an anarchist "break the chains" angle and not the "my crap don't stink" hipster angle.
  Vader: I'm approaching this from the "I'm fucking sick of Ho…
Terminator Jan 21 2014, 06:04 pm EST
The first 300 movie was so ridiculous that I nearly walked out of the theatre. This one looks even worse. I love Eva Green, but even she can't entice me to watch this garbage!
Doomsday. Jan 21 2014, 06:59 pm EST
300 was ridiculous!!? Dude, art thou not a man with balls n weeny??!
That movie was AWESOME!

  Terminator: Of course I'm a man, but that doesn't mean I have to …
Doomsday. Jan 22 2014, 05:50 am EST
Very late Mornin' today it seems.. :)
Vader [STAFF] Jan 22 2014, 06:26 am EST
Not by US standards.


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