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Mornin '14

One friend, one true love and one arch enemy seem to be the elements of every superhero story. That's the situation in Hollywood and this type of staleness is present in the video games industry as well. However, with video games there's more room to incorporate other elements. Also, I'd very much like to see less hero stories and more tales of ordinary people. Oh but wait that's not sexy enough is it?

Here are a few titles of some of the latest Hollywood flicks:

- Her 
- Frozen
- Lone Survivor
- The German Doctor
- American Hustle
- Big Bad Wolves
- The Wolf of Wall Street

Now, I challenge you to see the pattern there. Try to come up with your own title for a Hollywood movie.

Here's mine: Teh Meh!

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GrgoljBlaster Jan 28 2014, 05:50 am EST
I won't comment on movies as some of my friends said I have terrible taste in movies (will rather watch SF than drama etc.). BUT! I've been on a gamejam this weekend and made a short adventure game with my friends:

It's not polished enough for my liking, we had to ditch some of the narrative and mechanics in the last moment (the original idea was to changed some dialogues and objects based on the test, like in Shattered memories). Still, I'm very proud of this little game :)
  Reikhardt: Just downloaded, will give it a try later. Love the a…
im_stardust Jan 28 2014, 05:50 am EST
I liked "Her".
  Vodoo: it could've been so much better.
im_stardust: what couldn't
Vader [STAFF] Jan 28 2014, 05:54 am EST
So Her's worth the watch, you say? I'll check it out then.
im_stardust Jan 28 2014, 05:57 am EST
I have a feeling it could be right up your alley.
  Vader: Now I know what happens when you get these feelings o…
im_stardust: Good one.
Vader: I try.
RenegadeCZ Jan 28 2014, 06:24 am EST

Lone Survivor is in my educated opinion the best war movie since Black Hawk Down.
  Vader: Black Hawk Down was good, but not great.
im_stardust: You don't have educated opinions. I don't know wha…
Vader: Saving Private Ryan was also way better than Black Co…
RenegadeCZ: Educated, as from a military standpoint. By war movie…
Reikhardt Jan 28 2014, 06:25 am EST

Dallas Buyers Club. Who knew that Matthew Mahogany would eventually learn to act.
  Vader: He's good in the Wolf of Wall Street too.
Towndrunk: And fucking excellent in True Detective
Vader: Ah, I True Detective. Again, I hear that name. Have t…
im_stardust Jan 28 2014, 07:14 am EST
I think he knew how to act but didn't get the proper roles. He and Jared Leto have done the best performances this year.

And don't even get me started on Dicaprio. He's always been like a big cock thrusting too hard. Ask a woman how that feels.
  Reikhardt: Agreed, I don't think I've ever been convinced by any…
Un Om Bun [STAFF] Jan 28 2014, 10:12 am EST
Cock Squad 4 - comedy/action
The Last Marine - action
Rape My Soul - comedy/horror
Tsunami Beach - war/romance
Ghetto Academy - drama
U.S. Sweat - drama/sports
How to Cheat on a Nice Guy - comedy/romance
Gropers 3 - comedy/romance/horror
Noose 9 - horror
Velvet Whip - Angelina Jolie flick
Mr. Grind - Jason Statham flick
Tomcat Princess 2: Caffeine Quest - animation/family
Glitz and Ambition - DiCaprio flick
Money Sluts Guns Money - another DiCaprio flick
The American Dream and Despair - yep, DiCaprio
Macchiato! - musical
  Reikhardt: Two tickets for Cock Squad 4 please.
Doomsday.: I wanna see em ALL!!! :D
kreep69: I must be a perv because all I see are porn names :).
Un Om Bun: LOL, you're right. Clearly I'm a pervert too.
Reikhardt: How is Macchiato a porn film title? Ah now I see.... …
kreep69: Macchiato - "…
CJ_Parker Jan 28 2014, 10:26 am EST
Mornin' u n00bs
Doomsday. Jan 28 2014, 10:56 am EST
Terminator Jan 28 2014, 02:15 pm EST
Lone Survivor tops that list of movies. I haven't seen a war movie this good since Saving Private Ryan. It's a 10/10 :)


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