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Mornin '14
Filed under: LIFE

Okay, so we dismiss music, comedy, movies, TV shows and video games. Dismiss them. You don't need them. They're too distracting, they say. You're suppose to build character, go to school, get a job, bend over and let some money-hungry douchebag molest your ass cheeks, as you chip away at one profession or another, while life passes you by. But that's okay. We're all in the same boat here (one that's propelled by pessimism). And it's good to work. Keep yourself busy and all. So, while you're building character, studying, working and making some money, do try to remember to put some emotion into it... a bit of passion, if you will. Eventually, you're gonna need to let out a smile as well, hence the need for all those games, TV shows, movies, music etc. 

Being lazy is the worst thing. And it happens to us all. So forget that shit. Education, work, entertainment, relationships, parenting - it's all a fucking juggling act, and I must say, I'm losing balance and focus at the moment. Not enough hours during the day. Let me see; I've accomplished absolutely nothing by offering this God-awful analysis of life and a pathetic attempt to perhaps steer some of you on a better path or any path. How about I just shut up and post today's BotD?

Yeah, that'll probably work. 

Also, there's an icy wind blowing outside today. It's so cold my ballsack nearly dropped off. Must remember to get stronger ductape. 

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Reader Comments
Marku5K Jan 31 2014, 03:28 am EST
It's freeking evenin' here! Wake up earlier!
Vader [STAFF] Jan 31 2014, 03:54 am EST
Inspiration doesn't hit me until high noon.
Reikhardt Jan 31 2014, 03:54 am EST

I've just finished making bread. It's delicious.
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Vader [STAFF] Jan 31 2014, 03:56 am EST
Nice. It's not that hard to make, but it does take a bit of practice. This your first?
Reikhardt Jan 31 2014, 04:41 am EST
Nah I've been working on it the last few weeks. It's always been my culinary nemesis, but I've got it mastered now.
RenegadeCZ Jan 31 2014, 05:52 am EST

Money-hungry douchebag, a name for someone less lazy and more ambitious than ourselves.
Vader [STAFF] Jan 31 2014, 07:00 am EST
No. Just a money-hungry douchebag really.
CJ_Parker Jan 31 2014, 07:06 am EST
Dude when it's that cold ya need to dump that shitty duct tape and get a chick to kick you in the balls hard enough so your ballsack recedes back into your warm guts.
Vader [STAFF] Jan 31 2014, 07:07 am EST
Perfect advice! Thanks.
kreep69 Jan 31 2014, 07:54 am EST
Botd is broken, wtf :P.
  kreep69: Thats more like it! The regular one over the _n today.
PigMaster Jan 31 2014, 08:06 am EST
why aren't you wearing your ballsack warmer whilst outside in the cold?
kape123 Jan 31 2014, 09:15 am EST
Meh... laziness is really your body's way of keeping you honest - if the goal doesn't excite you shouldn't do it in the first place. And if you are continually "forced" (either by someone else or your own idleness) into doing things that don't excite you, eventually you will get depressed. I really believe that change is invaluable element when it comes to being happy in life, so anyone who is unhappy should just change things up.

Just be sure not to be stupid and decide on another time-wasting-meaningless goal that again leads nowhere just for sake's change... But if you do that, and say pick bread baking as a way out of depression be sure to get something like this instead of mixing dough by hand:​ad%20maker
Doomsday. Jan 31 2014, 10:50 am EST
Terminator Jan 31 2014, 03:21 pm EST
I have never been so happy to see January end. The temps in my area have been way below normal this month. Every day it's cold enough to get frostbite in 10 mins. I can't do a fucking thing outside!!!!
RenegadeCZ Jan 31 2014, 03:35 pm EST
If you're sad,​rless-5-Pound/dp/B000EVQWKC should help you out!
im_stardust Jan 31 2014, 03:41 pm EST
Lone Survivor realistic? are you out of your mind? You must have been playing too many shooters.
  RenegadeCZ: I couldn't believe it either. But then I researched a…
im_stardust: You researched a bit..aha.. Tell me, I'm curios, w…
RenegadeCZ: I can only guess. The cost of war, the value of frien…
Reikhardt: Not quite true Renegade, Once in a blue moon Stardust…
RenegadeCZ: That's a keen observation, even sounds plausible. Do …
Reikhardt: Nope, I'm a filthy capitilist type actually.
EricHalfBee: Can't we all just get along? Nope, never happens, no…
EricHalfBee Feb 02 2014, 03:33 am EST
You're supposed to build character, go to school, get a job, bend over and let some money-hungry douchebag molest your ass cheeks, as you chip away at one profession or another, while life passes you by.

Whoa, no you're not. It's true that most schooling is to prepare people for work, typically working for other people. There's a reason school runs roughly to work hours. But lots of people find something to do that they enjoy, a profession or at least an occupation. And if you don't enjoy it you either didn't work hard enough or worked hard enough but then made some bad choices. Both of these situations can be rectified.
  EricHalfBee: Probably.


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