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Mornin '14
Filed under: NEIGHBOURS

Turns out that I've started playing what many people are now describing as the shortest game in the universe. That's not really important right now. What's important is that my neighbors are constantly having sex and are being very loud in the process. Well, she is anyway. 

She's an opera singer. Bless her. She sounds beautiful. In the morning she sings like an angel - ya know, just practicing. But at night she's singing a slightly different tune. 

Sod him. When he achieves an orgasm it sounds like someone's strangling an elephant. On the other hand, he seems to know what he's doing, by the sound of things. 



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optimus slime Mar 18 2014, 08:01 am EDT
There should be a porn category for that.

Elephant strangling.
  Vader: I would be surprised if there wasn't.
Cheddar: Rule 34.
PigMaster: what's rule 34?
RenegadeCZ: There is porn of anything you can imagine somewhere o…
optimus slime: You bunch of pervs.
Cheddar: I didn't make the rule. It just *is*.
Reikhardt Mar 18 2014, 08:02 am EDT
Morning,

What's this shortest game then?
  Vader: Opera Sex Simulator.
RenegadeCZ Mar 18 2014, 09:05 am EDT
Morning.

You shall not listen on thy neihbour having sex.

And get off on that. That's a new low.
Cheddar Mar 18 2014, 09:20 am EDT
Real men never groan during sex. Silent, and stoic with your O-Face, that's the ticket.
cracker101 Mar 18 2014, 10:46 am EDT
Sounds like you got a case of sour grapes. Or uh blue grapes....
PigMaster Mar 18 2014, 11:31 am EDT
the only thing you can do against loud sex neighbors is find a girl and be louder.
might be hard though, cause she's an opera singer and all that, can she do 4 octaves?
CJ_Parker Mar 18 2014, 12:01 pm EDT
Next time ask to join them. Then fuck her brains out. I mean literally... --> problem solved.
Whisky Mar 18 2014, 12:37 pm EDT
Show up to deliver a pizza at the appropriate time!
optimus slime Mar 18 2014, 01:12 pm EDT
So where's that Dark Souls 2 review?
Morkrul Mar 18 2014, 01:56 pm EDT
evenin'
Doomsday. Mar 18 2014, 02:20 pm EDT
Mornin'

Tireddd... Tooo much shopping!!! I also need to hump my soon-to-be wife's brains out to relax my body!!
  RenegadeCZ: The time has come. Execute Order 69.
Breedy_Mcfluff: Niice.
Breedy_Mcfluff Mar 18 2014, 04:15 pm EDT
Mail your neighbors a pair of ball-gags.
  stochinblockin: They are probable wearing them already.
Cheddar: Then how are they screaming during sex, stochinblocki…
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