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Mornin '14
Filed under: COMEDY
The past two days were all about telling assholes to fuck off. The assholes are at it again. Maybe it's the spring craziness. It clearly has some effect on them. When encountering assholes I usually walk away and say nothing. Not anymore, now I look straight into their hairy faces and say: "please spare me your assholeness." Starting to care less and less about what such actions might cause. So, from now on, if I die, you can be pretty sure that Vader has fallen to an asshole. 

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im_stardust Mar 22 2014, 11:31 am EDT
Maybe you could die falling into an asshole; a dragon asshole, cause they're trendy nowadays. And that dragon's asshole has a parasitic worm infection. But not any worm, those giant roundworms. And you need to fight them and destroy their larvae.

On second thought...nah. Sounds too close to a family guy episode.
  kreep69: In trine 2 you eventually fall out of a giant wurms a…
Vader [STAFF] Mar 22 2014, 11:54 am EDT
Dragon assholes... that sounds scary.
im_stardust Mar 22 2014, 11:56 am EDT
Yeah...if one end spits fire, what does the other end do? Think about it...
RenegadeCZ Mar 22 2014, 01:10 pm EDT
Morning.

You need to arm yourself. With arguments!

Alright, that won't save you from a big drunk guy.
Vader [STAFF] Mar 22 2014, 01:41 pm EDT
Arguments. I always have arguments, but the a-holes have more.
Spuki83 Mar 22 2014, 03:41 pm EDT
Yeah, spring feels like someone left the mad house open, assholes are crawling out all over the place...
Morkrul Mar 22 2014, 03:54 pm EDT
give 'em assholes some popper! that way they'll loosen up a lil bit at least
Reikhardt Mar 22 2014, 05:37 pm EDT
Morning,

I always conduct my self in a way that suggests to anyone, arseholes or not, that I do not tolerate shitty attitudes, bullying or general cuntiness.
Doomsday. Mar 23 2014, 02:05 am EDT
Mornin'
im_stardust Mar 23 2014, 08:29 am EDT
By the way...women are the biggest assholes, just so we can clear that out.
  Reikhardt: You monster!
optimus slime: You monsieur!
Cheddar Mar 23 2014, 10:52 pm EDT
Not really.

If every human adult female in the world suddenly dropped dead, I'm pretty sure the planet would be a nuclear wasteland by next Tuesday. But the inverse scenario, however, would probably result in a short period of global utopia.
  CJ_Parker: The inverse scenario would lead to that nuked wastela…
Cheddar: Nope. There's a reason why serial killers are alwa…
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