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Mornin '14
Filed under: RACISM

Seriously now, why the hell would you be a PC gamer? Or Xbox-only? Or PS-only? Or Nintendo-only? I mean why? There's so many cool stuff to experience on all of these systems. We are all geeks after all. It's like you're a horny guy and you're being picky about women you want to date. It's like you just prefer someone who's white or black. 

That's right, you're a fucking tech racist!

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Reader Comments
Reikhardt Apr 23 2014, 06:50 am EDT

Most stuff comes out on PC at some point. And I can look at filth on my second monitor whilst playing.
Vader [STAFF] Apr 23 2014, 07:02 am EDT
Tech racist!
Reikhardt Apr 23 2014, 07:24 am EDT
Snivelling gaming liberalist!
Vader [STAFF] Apr 23 2014, 07:34 am EDT
Oh go and comb your moustache, sir!!!
  RenegadeCZ: Would the fountain of your mind were clear again, tha…
Reikhardt Apr 23 2014, 07:57 am EDT
Want to watch me do it?
Vader [STAFF] Apr 23 2014, 07:58 am EDT
Would I????
kreep69 Apr 23 2014, 08:22 am EDT
Its a two-way ...
RAG Apr 23 2014, 08:32 am EDT
I hate playing in the living room. I don't like playing on a tv. I find joypads cumbersome and the way that someone holds it in order to play makes me sleepy. I am one of the guys that loves playing assasins creed or prince of persia with a mouse and keyboard. These are good enough reasons for me NOT to want to play on a console. Diversity, bi@tch! Not everyone is the same. I am a PC only gamer not because PCs are the best but because I personally do not like any other way to play computer games. After all there are SO MANY wonderful gaming experiences out there if you are not an AAA only faggot then It's just impossible to run out of great games on a PC. I am a horny guy who's choices on women are endless. Why settle for someone who I don't find attractive?
RenegadeCZ Apr 23 2014, 08:59 am EDT

Not a tech racist, a tech elitist. Putting the Xbox through its paces with GTA 5, yet I'd much rather play it on a PC.
DRAVNT Apr 23 2014, 09:50 am EDT
daver18qc Apr 23 2014, 11:52 am EDT
Consoles are dated PC's running games programmed on PC's (dev-kits) then ported to much lower quality levels so those dated hardware piece of crap can run it.

All hail the PC!!
PainZero Apr 23 2014, 12:55 pm EDT
Can't say I'm strictly PC Gamer because I spent my youth playing in the arcades, had an Amiga, Commodore and Nintendo. However, since I got the first PC I just stayed with it, in most cases it's far superior to consoles.

For me it's like that old Mac joke: "Why there are no viruses for Mac?, Because no one cares". Simply I don't care for consoles, or for Mac (even now).
shaneh39199 Apr 23 2014, 05:05 pm EDT
Because consoles are the equivalent of apple. there products treat the consumer like there brain dead. overpriced- dumbed down tech

Its sometimes hard explaining to women why im PC only and on it alot

I mean.... TV,radio,internet browsing, phone calls. the list goes on of all the things a single simple desktop PC can do to replace many things around the house.

"In the end though i'm just a PC nerd who can't get the fuck off reddit and steam."

Some bitches words not mine.
CJ_Parker Apr 23 2014, 05:38 pm EDT
PC > all because

- Highest resolutions
- Best graphics
- Best performance
- Greatest choice of controllers
- Mods
- Ability to tweak and customize
- Save the game when you want and as often as you want (unless it's a poor ass console port ofc)

With that said, I don't mind the PS4, I don't mind Nintendo and I don't mind everyone else who thinks they need to entertain people in the living room. That's fine. Those companies have legit reasons to produce consoles.
What I do mind, however, is Microsoft's doublecrossing hypocrisy bullshit with the Xbone where they are cumming all over console players' faces while fucking PC gamers in the ass. It's disgusting, despicable, treacherous, backstabbing, malicious and contemptible. Fuck MS and their lame attempts to force people to quit PC gaming and buy a Xbone.
Morkrul Apr 23 2014, 06:14 pm EDT
because i can't afford (nor want to) a new tv and a console
RenegadeCZ Apr 24 2014, 02:03 am EDT
What is it with consoles and TVs? You can plug your console in your PC monitor, and then switch between the inputs.
Avus Apr 24 2014, 05:54 am EDT
This is a stupid rant.... The answer is simple... because i am not made of $$$... It is like Honda is good, Ferrari is good, Porsche is good... why don't you buy them all??!!


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