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Mornin '14
Filed under: HITCHCOCK


Last night I had an interesting dream. Alfred Hitchcock and I were in a resort somewhere (no place specific) and we were talking and he agreed to have a photo taken with me. More importantly, he also said I could share the photo on Facebook and then tag him. Before you know it, 'likes' started pouring in. Everyone was very much impressed with this. At the same time, I remember having a huge issue with some annoying douchebag who started chatting up my girlfriend. I woke up and instead of feeling confident, refreshed and rested, what I felt was frustrated and angry because this asshole was trying to grab my girl. 

Somehow, all of this is all Hitchcock's fault, I just know it. I think he may have provided the perfect distraction. Hm, maybe this is just my subconscious telling me to focus more on work and not to take relationships so seriously. Yeah, this probably won't happen, because I do take relationships seriously. Especially when I've found someone special.   


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PigMaster May 13 2014, 04:22 am EDT
Hitchcock simply tried to tell you,
Next time you meet someone, special or otherwise,
Try and not kill them in the shower and if possible,
Put your bi-polar brain disfunction until someone noticed you're in a serious relationship, obviously vua Facebook.

Also, don't let other dudes talk to your girlfriend. Even family.
Vader [STAFF] May 13 2014, 05:50 am EDT
"Next time you meet someone, special or otherwise, try and not kill them in the shower"

Great. Now he tells me.

Also, how can I not let other dudes talk to her. Should I kill them in the shower as well?
Reikhardt May 13 2014, 06:54 am EDT
Morning,

Hitchcock. Hitch Cock. Cock.
  Vader: Any excuse to bring cocks into it.
RenegadeCZ: I thought about posting something similar, but I didn…
Vader: Too childish? For this site?
RenegadeCZ: We all have our standards... Cock.
Reikhardt: Yeah, it's childish, but I know Vader loves cock.
Vader: Only one. My own.
RenegadeCZ: Don't act like you wouldn't want to eat every fucking…
RenegadeCZ May 13 2014, 07:40 am EDT
Morning.

Is that your girlfriend in the picture? She's special indeed. And a bit of a hipster, since, you know, black and white photo filters and all...
  Vader: She is. She likes to hold guns.
RenegadeCZ: That's not your gun, is it? I'm sure you're much bigg…
Morkrul May 13 2014, 05:40 pm EDT
hey there
drunk after some molecular biology exam
yeah!°!!!!
Doomsday. May 13 2014, 10:01 pm EDT
Mornin'

Spooning is overrated! lol!
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