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Mornin '14
Filed under: SENSE

Did you know that Angelina Jolie has directed a movie? Oh right, I forgot, I'm not supposed to talk about movies. That's just an excuse not to write stuff. Right, right. Well, look I'm writing now. No trailers. See? Just me... writing. Writing. W-R-I-T-I-G and traditionally misspelling. Let's talk about games. Let's see now; August releases? Hmmm...:

That's it.

Bye. Have a terrific Friday and an even terrificker weekend.

Now, go forth. Bitch-slap and propagate. Excuse me, I meant cockslap and masturbate.

Oohoooh..oOOoohho, I'm soooo sorry is this Mornin' Post confusing you? Does it make no sense? Is it senseless? Tough utensils!



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Terminator Jul 11 2014, 03:33 am EDT
TGIF! I'm saving my gaming money for October. The August & September stuff can wait until next year.
  Vader: Can it?
Reikhardt Jul 11 2014, 03:39 am EDT
Morning,

I think the only game due in the next few months I really want is Dreamfall Chapters. The rest can wait till the go on sale.
  Vader: What about DOS? Divinity.
Un Om Bun: I ain't touchin that shit until all episodes are out.…
Reikhardt: @Vader: I'm just holding out a little longer on that,…
Vader: Yeah, it's probably just as well. The game does needs…
Reikhardt: That's because your rig was shipped by the Ark.
Vader: My rig was there when the universe was being forged.
CJ_Parker Jul 11 2014, 03:47 am EDT
Bah. What arrogance to claim that picture doesn't make any sense. I can see a lot of sense in preserving some sea water. Why the fuck not? Maybe it's used as a lightsaber coolant. Or mebbe it's full of midichlorians. Or something like that. You just need to THINK really hard and everything makes sense. Somehow.

OK. And fuck Jolie. Like the world really needed another lame ass WW2 Pearl Harbor flick. FUCK DAT BIOTCH!

Finally August and gamez: There's also Risen 3, Lichdom Battle Mage, Wasteland 2, King's Bounty The Dark Side and lots of other insignificant crap shit.
  Vader: Oh right... Risen 3 yeah. There's that.
PigMaster Jul 11 2014, 06:20 am EDT
Happy weekend ya'll! It's a beautiful day outside.
I think I'm gonna start gaming only during winter.
Unless there'll be a good review for divinity.
Then I might go and buy the game.

Thanks for not sharing trailers
  Vader: Well, I did share one.
GrgoljBlaster Jul 11 2014, 06:26 am EDT
This should also be released in august and I couldn't be happier (shut up, wallet!)
http://www.fantasyflightgames.com/edge_news​.asp?eidn=4704
  Vodoo: uuuuuuu, 'core !!!!
touretul Jul 11 2014, 06:33 am EDT
I'm playing The Wolf this weekend. What a nice game! But I agree with Om Bun. All this episodic style is very frustrating.
  Vader: That's good. Wolf is good.
daver18qc Jul 11 2014, 01:26 pm EDT
No games ?
Mehh, time to get the Axial Wraith out and get some sun i guess..
Doomsday. Jul 11 2014, 06:34 pm EDT
Mornin'

Good post mate! :D
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