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Mornin '14
Filed under: BRAIN


Dear Mr. Brain,

I've told you often enough, do not to listen to my body. Just act rationally as a brain should.

Sincerely,

Mr. Me

Unfortunately, Mr. Brain has long since departed. Incidentally, avoiding pleasure and trying to acquire a new skill is an important step towards boosting your intelligence, which is something I aim to do, in an effort to achieve self-discipline, which I sadly lack. Also, do be careful when telling your brain to do stuff. The brain often gets distracted with what your cock wants. Don't ignore the cock completely, although you should try to listen to the brain more often. It certainly has more interesting things to say than the cock, which just dribbles things out. I realize that this "work those hemispheres" post is a bit corny, but just think about it for a second. When was the last time you read a book. Ah, forget it. Reading books isn't the only thing that enhances intelligence. Enjoying a nifty game such as Divinity and figuring things out on your own (as opposed to seeking help on the Net) is a very effective way of improving upon your problem-solving skills.

Question of the day: is there a person on this planet who has seen all the porn in the world?



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PigMaster Jul 15 2014, 07:37 am EDT
to answer your question, yes. I don't know him personally, but i've heard he is 9 feet tall and can slapcock a man from 30 feet, without moving, even though his penis is only 1 inch long. scary dude, lives on the other side of the moon. he's got a hut there.

and don't worry about your brain, they always come back...
Vader [STAFF] Jul 15 2014, 07:50 am EDT
Who the hell is they?
Un Om Bun [STAFF] Jul 15 2014, 08:31 am EDT
Wall of text. Didn't read.
CJ_Parker Jul 15 2014, 09:20 am EDT
Dude. Seriously. Cock > Brain

'nuff said.
Reikhardt Jul 15 2014, 02:43 pm EDT
Morning,

Wolf Among Us finished!
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