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Mornin '14
Filed under: PROVERBS

You know, an Englishman would say:
I don't give a fuck. 

And yet a Serbian puts it like this:
My dick hurts. 

In a weird way, that makes more sense to me. Of course, it could have something to do with excessive maturbation on my part. Crap, I swore an oath to exclude masturbation as a topic in the Mornin' Post. I can't help it. You know how it is...  





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optimus slime Aug 11 2014, 05:34 am EDT
Go to 3 beautiful mother's vaginas.
Reikhardt Aug 11 2014, 05:34 am EDT
Morning,

I don't give a fuck.
crazyhermit Aug 11 2014, 06:07 am EDT
Or to put it another way, similar to our Serbian neighbors:It hurts in my dick(ma doare-n pula).
  Vodoo: whatever we say sounds shit when translated and vice …
CJ_Parker Aug 11 2014, 07:22 am EDT
Dude, excessive jacking off is good for the prostrate. Keeps the doc away from probing your asshole so it's all good! Keep wanking!
touretul Aug 11 2014, 10:43 am EDT
a drunk and a wanker. YOU'RE MY HERO!
im_stardust Aug 11 2014, 12:21 pm EDT
Excessive masturbation is not healthy and not good for the prostate. And not good for the brain either.
crazyhermit Aug 11 2014, 12:49 pm EDT
I concur with im_stardust, I'm citing from memory here so bear with me, sperm contains a chemical element known as selenium, which isn't easily absorbed and metabolized by the body, even if you eat lots of food/take supplements which contain the aforementioned selenium.

It is however found in large quantities in the bone, so to produce new sperm the body takes from the bones thus weakening them, it's know that people with chronic masturbation suffer from lower back pain.I'm not against it but 1/2 a week should suffice.
  Vodoo: poppycock ! by that logic, i should be in a wheelc…
im_stardust: 1/2 a week? more like 1/2 a day and sometimes even mo…
Vodoo Aug 11 2014, 01:32 pm EDT
i believe the expression is "i couldn't give a toss."

to which he would add: "and even if i did, YOU wouldn't get any."
im_stardust Aug 11 2014, 05:11 pm EDT
Fucking Robin Williams died...God fucking damn it...
  Reikhardt: Suicide too it appears. Very sad.
Un Om Bun: This ruins my day.
crazyhermit: Not to mention that some reports say, that it might h…
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