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Mornin '14
Filed under: TALLNESS

Went out last night with friends. Had lovely time. Laughed a lot. I tried to find some women too. In short, they were too tall. Like really tall. And why is it that shorter women always date really tall men? Heightism annoys me. That shit's getting out of hand, and I'm not even a short guy. Nobody ever called me shorty. 2lions used to call me a name that I can only transale as 'kid' but I was okay with that, we kind of had that Luke Solo friendship going on. 

I won't let tallness mess up my weekend. 



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tei187 Aug 16 2014, 06:05 am EDT
Mornin
Wanna switch places? I'm 6'5", surrounded by short women. Now, I accept that I'm a big push over in man-woman relations but I REFUSE to be intimidated by a midget! No, sir!
Doomsday. Aug 16 2014, 07:46 am EDT
Mornin'

5'9" here! :D
  CJ_Parker: HAHA U DWARF!!!11
touretul: 6'15"
im_stardust Aug 16 2014, 08:40 am EDT
Why are you asking dumb question? A man's height is one of his main attractions for women.

Height, hair, teeth, clothes, intelligence, money, penis size, car, job - they all matter on one level or another to any woman.

But don't rely too much on any of those. A small, bald, stinky, dirty, no-lifer, stupid hobo-pipsqueak-weasel with no money and no job could and probably did fuck your girlfriend or your wife... or both...ATH THE SAME TIME!

As much as they are inclined to wealth and good looks, they are also inclined to fuck it all up.
  Vader: Security is all they want. And tall men are security …
im_stardust Aug 16 2014, 08:50 am EDT
My advice : be confident and don't give a shit., don't give a shit! Go to the prettiest girl at a party, fart next to her so she can hear you and then walk away. She's not gonna remember you the next day anyway. Have some fun!

And if you wanna marry, do it somewhere in your late 30's. Get a wife that can cook and knows when to keep her mouth shut. You'll know by your late 30's what I mean (if not sooner). After that have a dumb kid or two and live your life!
  Vader: You almost had something there until the fart tactic.…
im_stardust: I was joking. I'll signal from now on when I joke. …
touretul Aug 16 2014, 11:37 am EDT
put some high heels. problem solved.
  tei187: Never stopped Prince.
im_stardust: Prince also had big balls.
CJ_Parker Aug 16 2014, 02:31 pm EDT
All that women want is phat dicks and phat wallets.
  Terminator: A fat wallet is the most important thing. At least fo…
Whisky: True, dat. Ladies care more about the bank account t…
Morkrul Aug 17 2014, 12:59 pm EDT
aim high man
EricHalfBee Aug 18 2014, 11:04 am EDT
This is true. I'm tall and I get loads.
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