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Now With Editorial Slant: PlayStation 4 Under Development
So Console War 8 is about to start, and all three of the current console makers have something under development now that the PlayStation 4 has been confirmed to be underway. This news should be about as surprising as the rapture not happening.

While I can't claim to have any idea as to what will come about in this next round of capitalist orgy in terms of hardware development, I can offer a few opinions you can disagree with and bitch about in the comment section, and then tell your friends what a retard I am so they can start visiting and explaining what a retard I am in the comment section too.

Nintendo will launch their next console first, which can be confirmed by their announcement of announcing "project cafe" at E3. Nintendo is playing their own game at this point, while Microsoft and Sony compete for second place. There is no telling what Nintendo will release; it could just be a glorified Wii with HD support. Microsoft will arrive next, and given the Kinect and other canceled explorations into input systems, along with the eventuality of convergence between Xbox and Windows, there is no fucking telling what they'll whip out. The PlayStation 4 will arrive last, unless Sony decides to just stick between 2 and 26 Cell processors in one system and call it good. Sony will probably attempt to develop something that is a little more secure, or at least one would hope.

Since this is the exact same order of the current generation of consoles from shittiest hardware to least shittiest, I think it seems plausible. I could be wrong, and I like most people I often am. I recently learned, much to my chagrin, that if you place five hundred dollars worth of Skittles in the ground it will not sprout into a rainbow. If you attempt to eat five hundred dollars worth of Skittles, you will contract type 2 diabetes. Also, you may forever be "That Skittles Guy" at the four gas stations closest to your house, and the Walmart, and Walgreens, and the CVS. Some may refuse to serve you ever again, which can be a problem with the pharmacies since they sell precious insulin.

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xXSheperdXx May 27 2011, 01:20 am EDT
ROFL " WII TWO AND THREE QUARTERS"
nice one
lelouch May 27 2011, 01:25 am EDT
such a retarded post by a retard guy with retard opinions... Im starting to get retarded myself, damn!! I should eat skittles now
LongJohn May 27 2011, 02:59 am EDT
cant wait for a PS4 lol :\
Terminator May 27 2011, 03:36 am EDT
The PS3 can last another 2-3 years, but the 360 is obsolete. It really needs a replacement.
  Juxtapose: While I wouldn't mind seeing a new Xbox console come …
Cheddar: How can the 360 be obsolete to you, but the PS3 isn't…
LostPcGamer: People are nothing but graphic whores cheddar even th…
Whisky: I just wish MS would loosen the reigns on their media…
EricHalfBee May 27 2011, 10:41 am EDT
Rapture not happening. That's filthy communist slander! Rapture is thriving; we just haven't sent you an invitation to join us down here.
  EricHalfBee: P.S. You Retard etc..
LostPcGamer May 27 2011, 11:23 am EDT
Wall here we go again who will be the first company to release a new console and sell it for a loss. Any bets anybody?
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