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First thing's first though, they've confirmed that Portal 2 has a new targeted release date for 2011 (previously scheduled for Holiday 2010).
Valve also made a special announcement, saying that "Making Games is Hard." Here's the official word:
June 9, 2010 -- Aperture Science, doing business as Aperture Laboratories LLC, in partnership with Valve today announced the successful completion of an ethics-review-panel-supervised release date restructuring process. Portal 2, the sequel to the ground-breaking title that earned over 30 Game of the Year awards despite missing its original ship date, is now targeted for a 2011 release.
Representatives from both companies acknowledged that public safety concerns factored into the decision. They went on to say that even though Portal 2 will arrive slightly later than planned, all life on earth won't instantaneously stop as every molecule in your body explodes at the speed of light, which is what would happen should a rip ever appear in the fabric of Valve Time.
"Also, the game will be even better," they added, missing an historic opportunity to create the first product delay press release to mention that a product is being delayed to make it worse.
To ask questions about how close we all came to dying, or to ask futile questions about the previously announced E3 ***PORTAL-2-THEMED-FOR-GOD'S SAKE*** surprise or, less futilely, to schedule an appointment to attend a Portal 2 screening at the Valve booth during E3, please contact Valve's delegate to the EU's Valve Time Studies Group, Doug Lombardi.
Let the global wide ocean of geekish tears rain upon us, as we wave good-bye to all dreams and hopes of catching a glimpse of Half-life 3... *SOB*
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I mean "Portal 2 themed surprise"... what the fuck could it be ? What ain't Portal, but it's Portal related ? Half-Muthafuckin-Life, that's what. They can't say they canceled showing P2, to go on and show P2 multiplayer or some such faggotry. It's gotta be something bigger than that.
WRONG
Alpha protocol was delayed and it came out pretty awful. So the Obsidian get's the award for delaying a game and making it worse.
Then again there's Alan Wake, for making the game for so long, whilst simultaneously preparing a sequel, thus instantly making the Alan Wake 1 a worse game, than it could've been. Bitches.
Stil Obsidian wins.
So that's the surprise?
Cruel cruel cruel Valve, will you ever get what you deserve for toying with geekish hearts, that have never had women and whose substitutes are elf females and internet porn?
So part of me is hoping for it...
(if they do that I'll buy a shotgun, some bullets, a ticket and go after that fat cow)
P.S: guess who the "fat cow" is ?!
Unless Valve is gonna belly-flop E3 and roll out something boring and unremarkable for the event, I'm out of ideas that actually seem plausible.
The press release seems to have been prepared by GLaDOS, so it's possible it's "an outright fabrication", and we shouldn't believe a thing they say.
where the fuck does it even mention half life 3? misleading headline.
drop dead fool.
You can start accepting facts, they are not planning to announce HL3.
What do you guys think ?
So, naturally, people made the obvious speculative conclusions.
And now here's a second mock press-release, pulling the equivalent of a "whoops, my bad", clarifying that the E3 presentation will still be something about Portal 2.
So, personally... I'm just back to square one with all this. Before the first mock press release, I was certain E3 wouldn't have anything to do with Ep3/HL3, and that's the point I've come back to. Full circle.
2012. That's the year for Ep3/HL3, I think. It might be REVEALED in 2011 (maybe), but I wouldn't expect more than that. I continue to be confident that it will be a full-length game, and 4-5 years of development time on a new/updated graphics engine fits with Valve's past development cycle length (actually, it's a bit fast for Valve).
See, I'm not the only one who thinks so.
i hate this situation!
IT HAS TO BE HL3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if not....i'll sharp-shoot something, probably a deer, then i'll take out his liver and play squash with it on a huge window
Every time I'm curios and stick my head into "the hole in fence", it gets cut off.