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Women don't ask for much, just an astute, caring man, who's extremely confident and modest. They usually seek a handsome individual completely aware of his own ugliness. An unbelievably witty, kooky, foolish adventurer who travels everywhere and is always at home to protect them. A fierce combat-able pacifist. Oh yeah, he must be the tallest fucker ever and must have shoulders broader than the Sydney Opera House so they can safely rest their heads and not worry about a thing because daddy will take care of everything. Yeah, yeah, I know, and all stupid men need is mommy's teet to suck on. Hm, and there's me wondering why AT has no women readers.
Anyway, what's the complete opposite of misogynist? Pimp? No that can't be right.
Dya know the weird thing is, I actually have nothing against women and often prefer their company to largely retarded men who yap on and on about football and porn. Not even porn. Just football. In fact, I've discovered that a lot of women love talking about porn without even the slightest mention of football and I find that gratifying.
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